Search results

  1. BrownDawg

    Plus Size Models

    This is a topic that has been getting a lot of attention lately from the media. Have you seen some of these models? They look good to me, they're babes! I realize it's not one size fits all. I just can't imagine there is that many men that go for the sickly, anorexic look. They look like they...
  2. BrownDawg

    Happy MLK Day!!!

    Who's barbecuing out tonight?
  3. BrownDawg

    Problem with Weed

    My Brother. Every time I see him he is red-eyed, every time. He can't leave his house without being high. If I invite him to go fishing, he will show up at six in the morning high. The first hour he just mentally stumbles around the boat. By the third hour he is coming down and I have to listen...
  4. BrownDawg

    Competitive Belching

    Anybody else in to this? The World Burping Federation oversees competition in duration (18 sec) and decibel (110) in all G8 nations and many others. There's even talk of a talking division. I've been practicing. I may be competitive in the decibel division. I need to get in front of a...
  5. BrownDawg

    Ferrets=Bad Around Baby's

    FYI I was doing construction work in Arizona years ago and was living in one of those cabin type motels you rented by the month. One Saturday morning my buddy and I heard a woman screaming outside and went out to find her clutching her baby with bloody ears. They had a pet Ferret and while she...
  6. BrownDawg

    Markup?

    What percentage would be considered as the standard in business nowadays for a manufactured product? Remember the $400 hammer's someone was selling to the government?
  7. BrownDawg

    Pet Parents?

    If your family member pet and a strangers boy were being swept away in flood waters and you could only save one which would you choose?
  8. BrownDawg

    Who Owns The Moon?

    We put our flag there first. Piss on Ivan. Wasn't that the point? Will it become a state?
  9. BrownDawg

    White Face Humor

    https://youtu.be/iYEUiV40nmo Anybody else think this is funny? Yea baby! In the breeze!
  10. BrownDawg

    New Shoes

    I just bought these shoes this morning off of a drug dealer uptown. I don't know who laced them up but I've been tripping all day!
  11. BrownDawg

    Stabbing In Lancaster?

    Did you hear about the woman who stabbed her husband to death last night in Lancaster? Allegedly, because he ate all the salsa That's when you know it's nacho day! I've yet to not at least raise a smirk from everyone I've ever told that to. Just change the town to one near you.
  12. BrownDawg

    Bonneville Speed Trials Canceled

    Never seen no salt flats. What exactly are the conditions of the salt this year that caused them to cancel? Thanks.
  13. BrownDawg

    1st Wolves in NorCal in 91 Years

    http://lostcoastoutpost.com/2015/aug/20/first-wolf-pack-91-years-photographed-northern-cal/ Just in time to thin out some of these Pitbulls!
  14. BrownDawg

    companion animals

    Kissing companion animals? So I'm at this auction and I see an old school mate. He tells me he just lives across the street and to come over and look at his antiques. I'm looking at some Indian artifacts when his girl lets two little dogs in. She picks one of her "babies" up like she's going...
  15. BrownDawg

    cleavage question

    So it happened again, my eyes wander to this cleavage when she covers up and gives me a dirty look. Can I help it if a casual glance somewhat mesmerize's me? I'm not the exhibitionist here lady! Why do they not expect you to look?
  16. BrownDawg

    Suzuki on ABS

    From their website *Depending on road surface conditions, such as wet, loose, or uneven roads, braking distance for an ABS-equipped vehicle may be longer than for a vehicle not equipped with ABS. ABS cannot prevent wheel skidding caused by braking while cornering. Please drive carefully and...
Top