companion animals

[BrownDawg]

Kissing companion animals?

So I'm at this auction and I see an old school mate. He tells me he just lives across the street and to come over and look at his antiques. I'm looking at some Indian artifacts when his girl lets two little dogs in. She picks one of her "babies" up like she's going to kiss it when out comes the toungues, tongue to tongue action. I wanted to puke in my mouth.

With the anthropomorphism that abounded in the Cecil thread there must be someone here that does this. How do you rationalize an act like that?

 

[papa911]

Her dog, her life.

 

[tuxumino]

cats rule, dogs drool

 

[injun]

I think of all the asses they have snffed or licked

 

[injun]

Companion not service

 

[tuxumino]

life is like a park and you are a puppies nose, you must go forth and sniff all the stinky smells

 

[injun]

Just love them all.

 

[nbean16]

She doesnt know if the dog actually wanted to make out. It was wrong. Wheres teg?

 

[budman]

Ok then.

 

[littlebeast]

FYI - respect/concern/defense of and/or affection for animals does not automatically equate to anthropomorphism. in most cases, the feeling is diametrically opposed. e.g. humans suck, and animals don't. that said, have never french kissed a dog, but considering the litany of observed aberrant human behavior, it barely registers a blip as far as 'disgusting' goes. and if i knew it would make an HK puke, i'd go at it with gusto.

 

[corndog67]

I know a few people like that. It is what it is. I'm not swappin' spit with 'em. Especially when I've watched that same dog eat a turd. But hey, they're mouths are cleaner than ours, right? I've heard that repeated somewhere, quite a few times.

 

[latindane]

is this a dupe account, or are you reading the same trolling instruction manual?

 

[lefty]

I love my dogs like you love your kids. Just as you do not french kiss your kids, i don't do it to my dogs. Although , they do "sneak a tongue" into my mouth every once in a while.

I'm sure what that lady did is lot cleaner than when the op tosses his lovers salad .

 

[papa911]

I have a dog that does not "kiss" with his tongue. It's just one of the very cool things about him that make him awesome.

 

[carries an axe]

is this a dupe account, or are you reading the same trolling instruction manual?

ignore him, he's apparently dying for attention.

 

[cat_in_sf]

Ewwwww. It is a battle to keep my dogs from making out with me (lips tucked and sealed, quick deflection, etc.)!

 

[westie]

I have a dog that does not "kiss" with his tounge. It's just one of the very cool things about him that make him awesome.

Yep, taught my dog,"no lickies!" He likes a good kiss but its more of an eskimo kiss.

 

[aminalmutha]

I don't always puke, but when I do, I prefer to not keep it in my mouth.

Stay barfy, my friends.

 

[Yakoo752]

I've taught my dog that kisses means we touch noses - no tongue, no slober, no grossness

she's pretty good at it