Competitive Belching

[BrownDawg]

Anybody else in to this?

The World Burping Federation oversees competition in duration (18 sec) and decibel (110) in all G8 nations and many others. There's even talk of a talking division.

I've been practicing. I may be competitive in the decibel division. I need to get in front of a decibel reader and find out.

I'm at my best on the water where the sound carries. I once disgusted a woman walking her dog at 300 yards from my boat.

One of my favorite things is to get someone new on the boat. I'll let out a polite belch and then apologize for being of a somewhat gaseous nature. I Will then ask them to please accept my apologies in advance and they usually say yes. Thats when I unleash the beast and they"ll be like "WTF was that?" to which I reply, good thing I apologized in advance huh?

In Bahrain it's considered a compliment to the Chef.

 

[Schnellbandit]

Buwaaaaaaaahhhht?

 

[i_am_the_koi]

Burp

 

[Brokenlink]

:rofl

 

[rsrider]

You're nothing unless you can break wind at both ends, simultaneously. And yes, I can do it without sharting.

 

[Yakoo752]

In Bahrain it's considered a compliment to the Chef.

I lived there for 4 months. Never once heard anyone burp in a restaurant

ps: if you ever go. Get a camel burger. Damn delicious. Best burger I’ve ever eaten

 

[JakesKTM]

thread is useless without audio :x

 

[Schnellbandit]

You're nothing unless you can break wind at both ends, simultaneously. And yes, I can do it without sharting.

Be careful about the vacuum, things can starting getting sucked in through your ears.

 

[DReg350]

thread is useless without audio :x

youtu.be/7oKKoGKQ8Bw

 

[Entoptic]

youtu.be/7oKKoGKQ8Bw

Lol!

 

[lefty]

Watching that guy 'prepare' to belch, made me a little queasy. It's like watching someone gag- I almost immediately want to gag afterwards.

 

[bruceflinch]

You're nothing unless you can break wind at both ends, simultaneously. And yes, I can do it without sharting.

Enjoy that now while you are young. :laughing

Watching that guy 'prepare' to belch, made me a little queasy. It's like watching someone gag- I almost immediately want to gag afterwards.

It made me uncomfortable to watch too.

I was never much of a belcher. But I’m a natural on the farting spectrum. :teeth

 

[SM610]

You're nothing unless you can break wind at both ends, simultaneously. And yes, I can do it without sharting.

Even valentino rossi blows a corner ever once in a while...:laughing

 

[banshee01]

Did you hear that?


youtu.be/oBROp1UmpbQ

 

[auntiebling]

youtu.be/MsLkwwY0zXQ.

 

[1962siia]

Oh yeah! :applause

 

[aminalmutha]

So, when you vurp, do you swallow it?

 

[westie]

When I was in high school I dated a cheerleader who could burp the alphabet. Really cute girl but everywhere we went people wanted to hear it and I became more and more grossed out by it. Never once thought about what became of her.

 

[HeatXfer]

The WBF rules are bullshit. Priming for a burp shouldn't be allowed: no soda, beer or water.You can either do it or you can't.

 

[Climber]

I lived there for 4 months. Never once heard anyone burp in a restaurant

ps: if you ever go. Get a camel burger. Damn delicious. Best burger I’ve ever eaten

How much of the flavor is due to the knowledge that they had to kill one of those rude creatures in order to make it? :laughing