Stabbing In Lancaster?

[BrownDawg]

Did you hear about the woman who stabbed her husband to death last night in Lancaster? Allegedly, because he ate all the salsa

That's when you know it's nacho day!

I've yet to not at least raise a smirk from everyone I've ever told that to. Just change the town to one near you.

 

[Dubermun]

This does not belong in humor. Not funny at all. Puns are shit.

 

[Cincinnatus]

Puns are both the lowest & highest form(s) of humor. :x

 

[BrownDawg]

OK then Dubermon, tell me if you think this is funny, your tongue, my dung.

 

[channelcat]

painters love this stuff. gets you thru the day.:thumbup