I burned my wang yesterday.

[W800]

Seems like every penis thread ends up with everyone talking about Beau’s junk.

. sig worthy!!!

 

[Slow Goat]

Seems like every penis thread ends up with everyone talking about Beau’s junk.

This is a Thing?

Never had a topical injury to little Bob, but I did put put neosporin on my toothbrush and brushed for a minute.....like Ernie said, keep these things separated in your bathroom.

 

[W800]

This is a Thing?

Never had a topical injury to little Bob, but I did put put neosporin on my toothbrush and brushed for a minute.....like Ernie said, keep these things separated in your bathroom.

Super glue and eye drops too. They used to come in similar little bottles.

Also beef jerky and dog chews.

;-)

 

[afm199]

Super glue and eye drops too. They used to come in similar little bottles.

Also beef jerky and dog chews.

;-)

Yeah, that beef jerky thing.

I ate half a package of dog chews once, amazed at how good the new jerky was that Peggy brought home.

 

[Eldritch]

Seems like every penis thread ends up with everyone talking about Beau’s junk.

In the old days all the threads ended up being about BD before we eventually blamed the whole thing on Thatch. :laughing

 

[Beauregard]

I ate half a package of dog chews once, amazed at how good the new jerky was that Peggy brought home.

I did that. Bought some relatively inexpensive Newman's Own jerky at Whole Foods, ate half the bag thinking it must be cheap because of the little pieces of bone in it.

 

[W800]

Yeah, that beef jerky thing.

I ate half a package of dog chews once, amazed at how good the new jerky was that Peggy brought home.

Epic!!!

That's the scary thing. They aren't too bad!

 

[Pushrod]

Depending on the brand of beef jerky, my wife can make me sit up and beg.

 

[W800]

Depending on the brand of beef jerky, my wife can make me sit up and beg.

I could eat beef jerky 3 meals a day! It's meat candy!!!

 

[wannabe]

Sorry, I didn’t read through the whole thread. Am I the only one who expected this to be a story of someone finding out that it’s not a good idea to fry bacon naked?

 

[Maddevill]

Sorry, I didn’t read through the whole thread. Am I the only one who expected this to be a story of someone finding out that it’s not a good idea to fry bacon naked?

That would be sausage. :laughing

Mad