I burned my wang yesterday.

[W800]

Don't do this!

I was making some food that involved chopping up jalapenos. Then I was like "damn, I gotta piss like a racehorse!"

So before I remembered to wash my hands, I ran into bathroom and took a leak.

About two minutes later I was like WTF?

Then I was like HOLY SHIT!

Ended up having to change underwear because my underwear had pepper oil on it by that point. Also had to super-super wash my junk. With dish-washing detergent. Then put a lot of cream on it.

Not pleasant.

Basically, I OC sprayed my own dick.

Lesson learned.

 

[Yakoo752]

Don't lie

You just wanted a reason to beat off

We don't kink shame around here.

 

[W800]

Don't lie

You just wanted a reason to beat off

We don't kink shame around here.

I ain't gonna lie, when I was putting on the lotion the thought did occur to me! :rofl

 

[East Bay Mike]

Thanks for the info.

 

[budman]

:laughing

Reminded me of a story. I will add it to my thread that I have been too damn busy to add too.

Told it at some rallies. “Penis on Fire” and it is a riding story and many laughs shared. Of course alcohol adds to the fun ort

 

[NorCalAthlete]

Ah, discovered spicy lube have we? I see you, too, are a man of culture.

 

[CDONA]

I did that with peppery hands and soft contact lenses.
Tried to live with it and go to work, I had to bail, back to spectacles for the day.

 

[afm199]

I had an itchy butthole one day and reached for the hydrocortisone and smeared it on.

About 30 seconds later I realized I had grabbed the Capsaicin cream.

Protip. Put these far from each other in the bathroom.

 

[DReg350]

:wtf I have no words... but I’m laughing pretty good. :thumbup :laughing

 

[Johndicezx9]

Good thing you didn't get it in your eye....

You can define your own "it".

 

[HappyHighwayman]

You only make this mistake once. I now wear disposable gloves when handling peppers.

 

[bojangle]

I ain't gonna lie, when I was putting on the lotion the thought did occur to me! :rofl

youtu.be/QRqXBsgnYok

 

[bojangle]

Good thing you didn't get it in your eye....

You can define your own "it".

When I was in high school I worked at a pizza place. They once had me filling up little those little plastic cups with lids with that dried red pepper stuff people shake onto pizza. I rubbed my eye at some point after doing that. That was fun! arty

 

[W800]

I had an itchy butthole one day and reached for the hydrocortisone and smeared it on.

About 30 seconds later I realized I had grabbed the Capsaicin cream.

Protip. Put these far from each other in the bathroom.

OMG! That's definitely a mistake that's only made ONE time!

 

[W800]

When I was in high school I worked at a pizza place. They once had me filling up little those little plastic cups with lids with that dried red pepper stuff people shake onto pizza. I rubbed my eye at some point after doing that. That was fun! arty

Spicy!!!

 

[Pushrod]

That got a pinch and tickle session cancelled exactly one time with my wife. Man. . . the lessons you learn hard are learned solid.

 

[Climber]

You think Jalapeno's are bad after cutting them up, try habanero's. :laughing

I started cooking with habanero's last year, and sometimes I'd forget to thoroughly wash my hands before bed a few times. That shit burns!

 

[Maddevill]

Quit being a baby ya sissy !
I masturbate with sandpaper.

Mad

 

[W800]

You think Jalapeno's are bad after cutting them up, try habanero's. :laughing

I started cooking with habanero's last year, and sometimes I'd forget to thoroughly wash my hands before bed a few times. That shit burns!

OMG - depending on your living situation that could be pretty bad!!!

 

[W800]

Quit being a baby ya sissy !
I masturbate with sandpaper.

Mad

Lol, I pour carbide grit into my FleshLight.

FTW!!