I burned my wang yesterday.

[byke]

Back in the day, I went to Sac Raceway to ride my dirty bike and went back to the truck to fill up and forgot to put my gas cap back on. Proceeded to hop on the track and hit the first jump and gas splashed all over the cock-n-balls. That whole area was on fire so bad that it was straight thrash-mode to get back to the truck to get my clothes off.

 

[W800]

Back in the day, I went to Sac Raceway to ride my dirty bike and went back to the truck to fill up and forgot to put my gas cap back on. Proceeded to hop on the track and hit the first jump and gas splashed all over the cock-n-balls. That whole area was on fire so bad that it was straight thrash-mode to get back to the truck to get my clothes off.

When I used to smoke I always carried Zippo lighters. Um, don't overfill those!!!

 

[afm199]

Back in the day, I went to Sac Raceway to ride my dirty bike and went back to the truck to fill up and forgot to put my gas cap back on. Proceeded to hop on the track and hit the first jump and gas splashed all over the cock-n-balls. That whole area was on fire so bad that it was straight thrash-mode to get back to the truck to get my clothes off.

Two years ago I was instructing at Thunderhill. I followed the student out, he got on the throttle, and around 60 mph the venturi effect pulled an enormous cloud of vaporized gas out of his tank, which was without a cap. It looked like he ran into a cloud, lol. Dude had gas everywhere.

 

[DucatiHoney]

On the subject of random thoughts and food, I have a pack of Thomas' English Muffins here at work that I occasionally toast for breakfast. The package reads "Wake to What's Possible". I thought that was a really optimistic and big statement for a bakery product. I mean, I'm up and I've got my muffin here with me, but nothing amazing has happened. Yet.

 

[westie]

You only make this mistake once. I now wear disposable gloves when handling peppers.

Not true. I've given myself "Jalapeiner Weiner" several times. But the worst was a day at Carnegie I forgot to put my gas cap on and got high octane all over my crotch. Worst pain ever. Ended up pouring Gatorade all over myself which didn't help. Luckily I did not catch myself on fire.

 

[Eldritch]

I'm up and I've got my muffin here...

 

[Bay Arean]

Don't do this!

I was making some food that involved chopping up jalapenos. Then I was like "damn, I gotta piss like a racehorse!"

So before I remembered to wash my hands, I ran into bathroom and took a leak.

About two minutes later I was like WTF?

Then I was like HOLY SHIT!

Ended up having to change underwear because my underwear had pepper oil on it by that point. Also had to super-super wash my junk. With dish-washing detergent. Then put a lot of cream on it.

Not pleasant.

Basically, I OC sprayed my own dick.

Lesson learned.

I am so disappoint. I thought somebody still had a Wang computer.

Yeah, don't touch yer nose either. We've all had at least a moment of this non-pleasure if you mess with chilies. I'm sending you a free bunch of ghost peppers for further entertainment. Get back to us.

 

[Kurosaki]

Never made this mistake with my wang but a few times with my eyes definitely.

Learned at a real young age to wash my hands after any food handling, spicy or not. My hamsters used to bite the shit out of my hands if I didn't wash first after eating a meal.

 

[W800]

On the subject of random thoughts and food, I have a pack of Thomas' English Muffins here at work that I occasionally toast for breakfast. The package reads "Wake to What's Possible". I thought that was a really optimistic and big statement for a bakery product. I mean, I'm up and I've got my muffin here with me, but nothing amazing has happened. Yet.

Not to go off-topic on my own thread, but once in SF I saw a casket company semi-truck. I forget the name, but it was obviously a casket company. Name was like "Acme Casket Company," or something like that.

Right below the name of the company were the words "DRIVE SAFELY!" in large bold italics. That's some quality humor there.

 

[W800]

I am so disappoint. I thought somebody still had a Wang computer.

Yeah, don't touch yer nose either. We've all had at least a moment of this non-pleasure if you mess with chilies. I'm sending you a free bunch of ghost peppers for further entertainment. Get back to us.

WANG! :laughing I remember those. . .

 

[TylerW]

We keep a box of nitrile gloves in the kitchen for when we're handling any hot peppers, especially when cutting them up. You especially don't want the juice from any pepper on your hands if you have plans to be intimate with someone in the next 24 hours.

Capsaicin + mucous membranes = unfun sexytimes.

 

[Akira-R]

You think Jalapeno's are bad after cutting them up, try habanero's. :laughing

I started cooking with habanero's last year, and sometimes I'd forget to thoroughly wash my hands before bed a few times. That shit burns!

I chopped up a bunch of habeneros one time. I thought i washed my hands really well, but apparently not that well under the finger nails.

Middle of the night while mostly asleeep, i scratched the balls. I was suddenly fully awake wondering wtf my balls are burning. Ran the the tub and tried to wash/cool the boys off. I may or may not have tried to pour a carton of milk to see if it would help any.

 

[Bay Arean]

WANG! :laughing I remember those. . .

It was an audacious name choice as our society climbed out of its Anglo-centric slumber. The car companies were the pioneers.

 

[Eldritch]

We keep a box of nitrile gloves in the kitchen for when we're handling any hot peppers, especially when cutting them up. You especially don't want the juice from any pepper on your hands if you have plans to be intimate with someone in the next 24 hours.

Capsaicin + mucous membranes = unfun sexytimes.

OR IS IT?

:teeth

https://www.k-y.ca/en/products/sensation-warming/k-y-warming-jelly-personal-lubricant/

It was an audacious name choice as our society climbed out of its Anglo-centric slumber. The car companies were the pioneers.

Everybody Wang Stung tonight?

 

[TylerW]

OR IS IT?

:teeth

https://www.k-y.ca/en/products/sensation-warming/k-y-warming-jelly-personal-lubricant/

As long as that's something the recipient is consenting too. Surprise chemical burns aren't much fun.

 

[Eldritch]

As long as that's something the recipient is consenting too. Surprise chemical burns aren't much fun.

April Fool's Day?

 

[littlebeast]

never did anything like that, but one time (and don’t ask me to explain how this happened - dumbass doesn’t begin to describe it), i was preparing to brush my teeth, put the toothpaste on my toothbrush, and then instead of putting it my mouth, put it in my eye. and not lightly - like - planted it in my eye. when i pulled the toothbrush away the whole gob of toothpaste was stuck in my eye. what a fucking mess (and painful as hell trying to get it out).

 

[W800]

It was an audacious name choice as our society climbed out of its Anglo-centric slumber. The car companies were the pioneers.

True - also motorcycle companies!!

 

[W800]

never did anything like that, but one time (and don’t ask me to explain how this happened - dumbass doesn’t begin to describe it), i was preparing to brush my teeth, put the toothpaste on my toothbrush, and then instead of putting it my mouth, put it in my eye. and not lightly - like - planted it in my eye. when i pulled the toothbrush away the whole gob of toothpaste was stuck in my eye. what a fucking mess (and painful as hell trying to get it out).

youtu.be/pl4plPGRG8o

 

[W800]

We keep a box of nitrile gloves in the kitchen for when we're handling any hot peppers, especially when cutting them up. You especially don't want the juice from any pepper on your hands if you have plans to be intimate with someone in the next 24 hours.

Capsaicin + mucous membranes = unfun sexytimes.

True!

I was cooking some more tonight for something else, and even just sauteing them in hot olive oil was enough to make my eyes burn. Glad they weren't Ghost peppers or something. Turned on range fan and that fixed issue. But damn - even the vapor from those things is noxious!!! But um, they are tasty. . .