I burned my wang yesterday.
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W800
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Read this in a heavy metal voice:
"He crushed the unborn and cooked their mother in a sauce made from their own dead flesh."
https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/food-network-kitchen/breaded-chicken-cutlets-recipe-2013971
"Breaded Chicken Cutlets"
When I really think about eating flesh, it makes me want to go vegan sometimes!!!
"He crushed the unborn and cooked their mother in a sauce made from their own dead flesh."
https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/food-network-kitchen/breaded-chicken-cutlets-recipe-2013971
"Breaded Chicken Cutlets"
When I really think about eating flesh, it makes me want to go vegan sometimes!!!
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Starpower
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Been there and done that! However, for over 15 years I've been using a SS "soap" bar to wash with. One day I tried it after cutting up hot peppers and it worked great! It not only removes the odor but all traces of "burn".
Use it thoroughly (both sides of hand, between fingers and I scratch it real good with fingers and nails) including during the rinse. Then wash with soap. I suck on a finger when done to test before that wayward finger gets loose!
It seems like a miracle!
https://www.amazon.com/Best-Odor-Re...alizes+onion+and+garlic&qid=1603295678&sr=8-3
Use it thoroughly (both sides of hand, between fingers and I scratch it real good with fingers and nails) including during the rinse. Then wash with soap. I suck on a finger when done to test before that wayward finger gets loose!
It seems like a miracle!
https://www.amazon.com/Best-Odor-Re...alizes+onion+and+garlic&qid=1603295678&sr=8-3
W800
Noob
Good tip!!!
I haven't used one of these before so I'm skeptical. But eager to try it.
Shampoo I've found is also better at stripping the oils out of your skin than most other soaps - useful for getting grease off your hands when you've been wrenching, and also better at getting those jalapeno oils out of your skin.
In college had a habanero eating contest with some of my brothers. Most everyone tapped out after a few bites and ran for the water fountain, jug of milk, or any other cold beverage that was readily available. One guy went straight to the bathroom, moments later we heard god awful screaming and four words I’ll never forget, “my d#%k’s on fire!!!”
Eldritch
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mean dad
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Dawn dish soap is the shiznit for grease and oils.
AbsolutEnduser
Throttle Pusher
Beauregard
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Having put multiple 10-penny nails through my dick, including the head, I find your story weak at best.
W800
Noob
Can verify that is true.
Climber
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:thumbup Agree 100%
It's also great for getting dirty oil stains out of your garage concrete.
Bay Arean
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Man, this guy always finds a way to be Topper!:laughing:laughing
W800
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Also used in manufacturing!!!
It looks really simple, BTW. Two surfactants, something for "extra foamy," and a little ethanol for some reason.
https://www.pg.com/productsafety/ms...nal_line/Dawn_Professional_Dish_Detergent.pdf
This is also why you shouldn't clean car with dish soap. Contrary to popular belief, it's not alkaline enough in weak dilute to remove wax. But one of the surfactants (and I don't remember which one) reduces water spots on dishes by design. It will make your car look like you didn't wax it for that reason. Your wax is still there - you just won't see beading anymore.
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NorCalAthlete
O_o
Always thinking of the ladies, making it ribbed for her pleasure.
Eldritch
is insensitive
As a side note to evreyone, Beau is no longer allowed to help me build a deck at my house.
That is NOT what I was expecting.
W800
Noob
Lol, he said HIS DICK, not YOUR DECK!
Seems like every penis thread ends up with everyone talking about Beau’s junk.