Deer Hunting Within City Limits?

you should put a salt lick out

should make it a little easier to sneak up on.

maybe you can fashion a garrote and go all Cerveto on it
 

Eldritch

is insensitive
Not true. If you have enough property and get the permits you can set up a range on your property. Had a call of shot fired in the Hayward hills a while a go. Turns out a retired OPD officer set up a range on his property all legit. The call ended up coming from a bitchy neighbor lol.

Now mind you this is not downtown area but the outskirts where the city borders a semi-rural area.

I second the filming of the hunt with bare hands lol

Sure, but you are talking about an exception licensed by the City on Private Property. I'm talking about usually there is a local law that prohibits discharge of a firearm within City limits as a general law, with an exception carved out for Law Enforcement performing their necessary duties.

Supposing I just slapped the deer and didn't actually catch it?

Am I allowed to assault a deer?

Can I scream insults at it and hurt it's feeling?

You can be a bad, bad man if you want, a stag with enough rack to be legal to kill will fuck you up if you try to wrestle it.
 
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Akira-R

Well-known member
So what about hitting them with a golf ball? There were a bunch chilling at the driving range the other day. I hit at least 3 that sailed under one. He just stood there looking at me like no big deal
 

Erbuck

Power Lurker
Couldn't you lure them into your (or somebody else's) garage with salt licks and lettuce? Close the door and...uh...you decide.
 

CocoLoco

FN #5
My aunt and uncle live in the boonies near Columbus, Ohio. They have a large, single pane window in their living room. Twice bucks have attacked their own image and ended up in the house after crashing through the window. The damage they caused in the confusion and search for an escape has been substantial.
 

Snaggy

Well-known member
So what about hitting them with a golf ball? There were a bunch chilling at the driving range the other day. I hit at least 3 that sailed under one. He just stood there looking at me like no big deal

Yeah, they usually don't startle much unless there's a motorcycle to jump in front of.
 

nebulous

Well-known member
You will be much better off killing the dear than hurting its feelings; Or god forbid OFFENDING the dear. Should this happen you will be the focus of seething hatred and bile from:

ACLU
BLM
Never Again
NAACP
La Raza
Alliance for Justice
Anti-Defamation League
The Rainbow Coalition
Californians for Justice (usually meaning the opposite)
Resist
ETC (ha you thought that was a group too)
etc.
etc.









Supposing I just slapped the deer and didn't actually catch it?

Am I allowed to assault a deer?

Can I scream insults at it and hurt it's feeling?
 
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