Deer Hunting Within City Limits?

[byke]

When did I speak on your behalf as a hunter? I've never hunted and frankly have no interest in using my guns, enough to constitute the need for a gun rack, for anything other than putting various sized holes into cans. Not knowing the laws in asking the question but find it hard to believe there is no way a person could legally hunt in "city limits".

Deer aren't protected just because they wandered across a fictional line. They're still deer.





Dude, samurai sword!!!!

Legal?

Also what about a pike?

A whip?

Probably not legal, but maybe if it were on your property attacking one of your pets.

Stealth mode is best and consider the long game. Go out all willy nilly and you'll get yourself in trouble.

Maybe this route:

Step 1

Step 2

Step 3

Step 4

 

[i_am_the_koi]

I'm still not seeing anything that says I can't hunt with my bare hands.

Oooooo, you know that guy with the claw hand that fought Bruce Lee?

What about bear claw gloves?

 

[i_am_the_koi]

Spot on.
Keep reading and the pattern will be obvious.
:laughing

Do you just want to skip to the part of the conversation where you call me a dick or did you want to play it out a bit longer?

 

[byke]

You're going to have to drug it order to get close enough to use claw hands. They like sugar, so fake an injury and get yourself a hundred vicodin, then drop them in a cup of boiling water until they're all broken down, then dip a bunch of lollipops in the liquid and toss them around the neighborhood. Then if you see a drowsy deer, get after it.

 

[CABilly]

I guess the joke's on me for taking his thread seriously. But hopefully someone googling or whatever will have learned something.

 

[i_am_the_koi]

This thread is hilarious :laughing

Maybe that's the point of it?


Also to find out if I can go Rambo on a deer and jump out of a tree wearing a poncho with nothing but a knife.

 

[MysterYvil]

'74 Buick LeSabre worked pretty well. '88 Dodge Aries not so much...

I used to know an Allstate agent in Missouri who would underwrite deer tag costs during deer season. Fewer deer, fewer claims.

In and around Lupin Lodge there are deer you can walk right up to. Go there, get naked, and see if you can exploit their trust, OP.

 

[i_am_the_koi]

What about catch and release.

Supposing I caught the deer but then let it go after a series of photos were taken.

Could I snare it if I promised to release it?

Again, gladiator net and a Trident?

What about a REL patented struggle snuggle?

 

[byke]

You need a permit to trap furbearing mammals regardless of the release part and I doubt you're going to get one. Now if you could get close enough to spray it with Nair so all its fur is gone, then you've found yourself a solid loophole. Not sure about the legality of spraying animals with Nair, so just say you found it that way.

 

[Abacinator]

What about by helicopter?
https://v.redd.it/wv1azo25s0511

 

[frozenuts]

You're going to have to drug it order to get close enough to use claw hands. They like sugar, so fake an injury and get yourself a hundred vicodin, then drop them in a cup of boiling water until they're all broken down, then dip a bunch of lollipops in the liquid and toss them around the neighborhood. Then if you see a drowsy deer, get after it.

Did you miss the my suggestion about Cosbying the water supply?

 

[byke]

I did miss it, but it's a good idea. Are you talking like citywide Cosbying? Looking at terrorism charges if caught, but you'd probably get them dropped, just point to this thread for proof of intent.

 

[littlebeast]

I just seriously had a flashback-PTSD from when I took my hunter's safety course years ago.

Those people asked the stupidest questions. I just remember looking around the room and being incredulous that these fucking people have guns. Really made me question the whole 2nd Amendment thing.

friend of mine who is a serious hunter (mostly wild pig) said to me once that the only good thing about most deer hunters is that they shoot each other more often than they shoot deer. he also tried to recruit me to participate in a bank robbery though, so his sanity may be questionable. (i declined of course - but very politely, considering he was armed and somewhat dangerous lol).

 

[My900ss]

There is zero chance this guy gets near a deer thus the discussion is just a troll.

 

[frozenuts]

I dunno, OP is persistent and if he does a flying leap off his KLR rodeo style he has a chance. Especially if the Cosby strategy has been implemented.

 

[poach]

Hey Koi...sounds like a good plan, but you'll need to learn to speak French first.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kVzqzcgNcBE

 

[nebulous]

Of course your doing this naked, right??

What about catch and release.

Supposing I caught the deer but then let it go after a series of photos were taken.

Could I snare it if I promised to release it?

Again, gladiator net and a Trident?

What about a REL patented struggle snuggle?

 

[Junkie]

You're going to have to drug it order to get close enough to use claw hands. They like sugar, so fake an injury and get yourself a hundred vicodin, then drop them in a cup of boiling water until they're all broken down, then dip a bunch of lollipops in the liquid and toss them around the neighborhood. Then if you see a drowsy deer, get after it.

Depends on where. I've seen someone slap a deer.

 

[mean dad]

What did the five fingers say to the deer? :rofl

 

[i_am_the_koi]

There is zero chance this guy gets near a deer thus the discussion is just a troll.

I don't know, I got pretty close to a "county" deer today and they are much smarter then the city deer I'm asking about.

And this is was after stopping the motorcycle and pulling out a camera. Imagine if I had actually stalked it all secret like.