Why do so many dudes grow shitty looking beards?

[carries an axe]

this is bizarre-akin to comparing a poopcasso to cubism, feces to hair and hair to tushy.

And people ask why I say that modern/postmodern expressionism is a debased and derivative form of activism and not artwork:x





:jaded

 

[SuperMike]

For me it's pure laziness. lol

This. I'm not growing a beard. I'm simply not shaving.

 

[Reli]

I have sunken cheeks, so if I grow a beard I look like a homeless person (or meth-head)

That, and my family goes white early, so I don't see the value of having a white beard unless I was round-faced and could pull off the Santa Claus look.

 

[Eldritch]

You mean; this ??

( :love you long time Eldritch you should grow a beard though :x )

:laughing I think my beard game is weak. I never let it go more than 3-4 days without shaving, and when I do, the cheek growth looks patchy to me. Also, my hair is really fine. It would probably take like 4 months of really awkward face before it filled into something useful and then I would have to be a Moustache/Goatee guy, because of the cheeks.

I am also kind of intense about keeping clean and think all that stuff near where I eat would annoy me. Seems like a lot of work.

I have sunken cheeks, so if I grow a beard I look like a homeless person (or meth-head)

That, and my family goes white early, so I don't see the value of having a white beard unless I was round-faced and could pull off the Santa Claus look.

BUY A POINTY HAT AND EMBRACE YOUR INNER WIZARD!

 

[lam@barf]

I can't believe no one did this yet

I get that it is masculine to grow a beard. When it fails to deliver why keep it??

I was just watching ESPN and saw King James with a nice thick chin strap that look damn stupid to me. That is why I asked. :laughing

It's a good this for some people we're not applying that principle to work performance. Or sex.

 

[Reli]

Maybe you're just jealous?

I don't see what's bad about that at all. It's evenly dense, no patchiness or bald spots, and he takes the time to shape it, unlike most lazy ass guys.

 

[Kurosaki]

the only thing wrong with it is that it probably cost him a lot of money, like his hairline.

 

[Reli]

the only thing wrong with it is that it probably cost him a lot of money, like his hairline.

There are beard transplants now?

 

[Kurosaki]

I wouldn't doubt it. Celebrities spend lots of money to achieve and maintain a certain look.

Wouldn't surprise me in the least bit if some rich dude who can't do better than a spotty slow growing beard wanted a legit full hipster fluff.

 

[NorCalAthlete]

Or sex.

Hey, I apply it to sex :x if she can't perform and has no desire to improve, she's out.

:laughing

edit because that's likely to ruffle some feathers in retrospect. I've met / dated several women who flat out refused to perform oral or were just horrendously bad at it to the point of a lost boner. Zero inclination to make an effort even for the sake of a relationship, so that pretty much killed it for me. Simply put - we didn't line up in terms of sexual inclinations / wants and needs / etc.

 

[NorCalAthlete]

There are beard transplants now?

https://www.birchbox.com/guide/arti...-know-if-youre-considering-a-beard-transplant

 

[Reli]

Huh, didn't know beard transplants were a thing. I don't see anything wrong with it though, it's just money. It's a better use of $7K than a set of rims that will plunge 60% in value the moment you buy them. Or an "offroad package" when the toughest thing you ever do is drive to Tahoe.