Why do so many dudes grow shitty looking beards?

Strigoi

Strigoi

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HappyHighwayman said:
I notice most people with massive beards are either very attractive and the beard won't hurt, or already so generically unattractive it can't hurt.
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I haven't been clean shaven since I was 16 years old and am 39 now. I have no idea if I'm good looking or ugly as fuck under my face hair. I'm leaning towards the latter. :laughing
 
Strigoi

Strigoi

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carries an axe said:
I just assumed it was you in your avatar.
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I posted a pic of myself with my turkey earlier in this thread.

Abacinator said:
That's Christopher Bowes, lead singer and keytarist of the awesome pirate metal band, Alestorm and generally silly guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HE_6KJTNuM

youtu.be/8HE_6KJTNuM
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Not to mention the mind behind these amazing pieces of musc...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHUofC27NwY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdMR6CzR9q8

He's also in Gloryhammer. They're awesome as fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTW30Q4B3Go

There's also Alestorm. His main band.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f55CqLc6IR0
 
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CABilly

CABilly

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budman said:
I have seen so many crappy looking beards on sports stars and just plain old folks. I am face hair deficient and can’t really get a nice one going so I refrain. I have always been of the mind that if it does not enhance your looks why bother?? Maybe I am a vein SOB.

However again and again I see these awkward and ugly beards.

Why??

Ladies I would love to know your take as well.
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BODY SHAMER! BUDMAN'S A BODY SHAMER!

Shun him! SHHHHUUUUNNNN
 
HeatXfer

HeatXfer

Not Erudite, just er
bcj said:
It's a thing.
Happens in November and everyone with a public facing job gets on the bandwagon.
They'll mostly be gone again come December.
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Shit. I just had 5days off so I let it grow.

DucatiHoney said:
I don't feel it's my place to tell a guy what fashion to pursue, however, my preference is for a very short beard or none at all. I spend enough time keeping my own hair out of my mouth--I don't need to be battling yours. And as much as I love the look of a 5 o'clock shadow, we're gonna have to limit kissing to a light peck or two if that's the case. My cheeks and chin don't need to be all torn up for the next week, thank you.
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Sounds like my wife, but she doesn't like it at all. She especially doesn't like it when I go for the Wolverine or the Chester Alan Arthur look. (Really old pic and that's not my wife)
 

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littlebeast

littlebeast

get it while it's easy
NB0tt said:
Mostly because idgaf about how I look anymore
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am with you on this. the older i get, the less i care. set off for the grocery store the other day dressed in my scruffies. my SO was like - seriously - you're wearing pajamas FFS (which they weren't, but that's beside the point). i (for the record) do. not. care.
 
NorCalAthlete

NorCalAthlete

O_o
littlebeast said:
am with you on this. the older i get, the less i care. set off for the grocery store the other day dressed in my scruffies. my SO was like - seriously - you're wearing pajamas FFS (which they weren't, but that's beside the point). i (for the record) do. not. care.
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One of the greatest parts of working in tech for me. No strictly regimented uniform to wear, worrying about polished boots or if I scuffed one getting into the car and need to touch it up before I get into the building, no worrying about forgetting to shave every morning and carrying around a spare razer plus an electric one in my car and one in my desk at work, no need to get a haircut every week, I can wear gym clothes to work all day and then head straight to the gym after, whatever.
 
planegray

planegray

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budman said:
Man... I stepped in it :jaded

All the beards in the thread look good.

I think the term 'shitty' was probably the wrong choice. :laughing

I don't care BTW. Everyone owns their own face.
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I dunno, I think "men's fashion" should be an oxymoron.. except for emos like Eldritch, because.. well.. no one likes to hear a man cry :x
 
Melissa

Melissa

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wait a sec, is this yet another ks thread about shit?

whatsup BARF? a turd bit preoccupied?
 
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