So, this doesn't rise to Mr. Hook's level, and I hesitated a bit to share, but........
The below is from an email sent by counsel for a co-defendant to contest a tentative ruling. These responses came after the court's clerk or research attorney asked this attorney for specifics, as to which portions of the tentative ruling the attorney wants to contest. I highlighted a few gems:
I will be there in the court tomorrow. Thanks for being so nice to the plaintiff on everything. Last time the plaintiff did not even inform me that he was contesting the tentative and the court was ok with it. As the rules required I informed the court I was contesting the tentative but it appears that’s the judge never read papers and rely on the clerks to run the courts and make fulfilling.
Mr. Clerk, it is abomination of law that your department is such a shame that doesn't care about even the well established rule of law and the judges rule through the clerks. This is not North Korea sir. Either you believe in the constitution of this country or your are a traitor. And that goes to the judges of this court too, who don't read anything and rule blindly based on people who couldn't even find a good job. It is unfortunate that the judges leave the common people on the mercy of people like you who doesn't know anything about the law and the constitution. You are just a clerk, you can't make decisions. Follow the law. I notice you never do that. When the plaintiff contacts you, you don't even ask if they have contacted me first. It is shameful. In August the plaintiff contested a tentative ruling. The rules required them to inform me but nobody ever informed me, hence I dind't appear the next day. It is shameful how this court and the judges function in the Alameda court. You and the judge should be ashamed of crushing fundamental rights of defendants. The opposing counsel never contacted to find a good date for the motion but your type of people didn't bother. Every time I contacted you, you were full of acid but I am sure you were so nice to the frivolous plaintiff because you never asked them if they consulted me about a suitable motion dates. This stupid court is so biased in the favor of frivolous filers, including the judge. The judge has been sitting on a motion from another defendant and keep continue it since the last 9 months or so. This type of stupid judges. They should not be judges if they can't make decisions. Oh I am sorry, there was a tentative against the plaintiff but the next day the judge continued it, and then continued it again. NO change. If this person doesn't want to be a judge, she should resign instead of fucking up the defendant because she wants to favor the frivolous plaintiff. Nobody is forcing her to be a judge in this country. What the hell. Its been almost a year.
I suggest that you become acquainted with the California Local Rules of Court. Your statement that information required by the Court in addition to notice of intent to contest is required for purposes of establishing a hearing on a tentative ruling is a violation of the California Local Rules of Court. This Court is without power to refuse to entertain the hearing once a notice of intent to appear has been provided when contesting a tentative ruling. See Cal. Loc. Rules of Ct. 3.1308(a)(1). That provision provides, in pertinent part, “[o]ral argument must be permitted only if a party notifies all other parties and the court by 4:00 P.M. on the court day before the hearing of the party’s intention to appear.” That is not permissive language. It is mandatory. Moreover, this provision is cited by the Alameda Local Rules of Court. See Alameda Loc. Rules section 3.30(d). Finally, there is nothing in the California Local Rules of Court that requires any additional information to be provided to a Court in order for the Court’s constitutional duty to hear the argument arises. In so far as this Court seeks to do that, it is not permitted. See Cal. Loc. Rules of Ct. section 3.20( preemption of local rules). If you need further clarification I suggest that the matter be taken up with the presiding judge. I and several of my colleagues have become vexed by other departures from the California Local Rules of Court that this court has imposed one that can be described as nothing less than an Alameda tax by forcing counsel to provide courtesy copies at great expense, which is also not permitted by the California Local Rules of Court, which I personally consider a taking of property without compensation under Article 1, section 19 of the California Constitution.
So I will suggest, Mr. clerk, that you stop stumbling on litigants' rights. If you are an American, you should start seeing that people have the fundamental rights to the courts. Your type of people and the research clerks that the stupid judges rely on are the reason people find that the courts here are just like courts in North Korea. So I suggest you take your head out of your ass and follow the fundamental rules set forth by the constitution instead of sucking into frivolous filer that this Court and clerks and bogus research clerks who couldn't even find a good job favors.
It unfortunate that judges disregard the fundamental rules as set forth by the constitution. If you are really an American, follow the constitution. Don't fuck up this country and it goes to your judge too, who blindly signs the orders what her so called "research attorney" has her sign.
I will be in the court tomorrow.
I suggest that you become acquainted with the California Local Rules of Court. Your statement that information required by the Court in addition to notice of intent to contest is required for purposes of establishing a hearing on a tentative ruling is a violation of the California Local Rules of Court. This Court is without power to refuse to entertain the hearing once a notice of intent to appear has been provided when contesting a tentative ruling. See Cal. Loc. Rules of Ct. 3.1308(a)(1). That provision provides, in pertinent part, “[o]ral argument must be permitted only if a party notifies all other parties and the court by 4:00 P.M. on the court day before the hearing of the party’s intention to appear.” That is not permissive language. It is mandatory. Moreover, this provision is cited by the Alameda Local Rules of Court. See Alameda Loc. Rules section 3.30(d). Finally, there is nothing in the California Local Rules of Court that requires any additional information to be provided to a Court in order for the Court’s constitutional duty to hear the argument arises. In so far as this Court seeks to do that, it is not permitted. See Cal. Loc. Rules of Ct. section 3.20( preemption of local rules). If you need further clarification I suggest that the matter be taken up with the presiding judge. I and several of my colleagues have become vexed by other departures from the California Local Rules of Court that this court has imposed one that can be described as nothing less than an Alameda tax by forcing counsel to provide courtesy copies at great expense, which is also not permitted by the California Local Rules of Court, which I personally consider a taking of property without compensation under Article 1, section 19 of the California Constitution.