edited for our elusive officer
A elderly woman was driving in her car got a call from her husband on her cell phone. She answered complaining, "I told you not to call me when I'm driving. It's distracting." Her husband was frantic and yelled, “Honey, I just heard on the news that there is a car going the wrong way on the 780 and wanted to warn you! Be careful!”
She replied, “Honey, I'm there and it isn’t just one, there are dozens of them!”
Did you ever think, "Now I know how Maverick and Goose felt playing chicken with the MiGs?"
Observation to ALANRIDER7's video post: Wondering if the camera guy has ever seen a car vault a median barrier? By his actions, guess not. I'm curious, but not THAT curious.