Raccoons in My Wall - My Plight

afm199

afm199

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asthmodeus said:
that's cool- your wording kinda implies you used to sic the dog on raccoons...and i'm no raccoon rights keyboard warrior, i meant that they fight like filthy little knifing gangsters- one of the tricks they pull is to roll under the attacking animal jiu jitsu style and try to bite some holes in their dick apparently knowing that a lacerated urethra will eventually kill the dog or at least put it out of commission in great pain for some days. the bigger ones can eviscerate most dogs using the same dirty bjj guard pull.

actually now tho, your wording on this one implies that you have a pit bull that you aren't really in full control of :twofinger
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He only bites BARFERS. :|

They are fierce fighters. The first one fucked his face up, the second one he knew how to grab the little monster without getting totally savaged.
 
afm199

afm199

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Karbon said:
Homie seems chill. I'd totally scratch his butt.
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He's pretty sweet. The only thing that makes him nervous is people rapidly approaching him with a hand above his head. If the hand is at his muzzle level he loves you. He's pretty dog. No rapid weird movements and he's cool.
 
Hooli

Hooli

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Erin, have you been reading too much Lovecraft again? :p
 

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channelcat

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littlebeast said:
we have raccoons in our yard. at first they were annoying, but now i kinda like them. they showed up a few years ago, and at first they ate all the snails, which was good. eventually they ran out of snails, and started digging up the yard and causing other mischief, so i put out a tray of dry cat food. now they come at night, eat that and leave without causing trouble. they've had babies, but they chase those off when they get full grown so the population seems to self regulate. have watched this phenomenon for quite a long time, and it's held steady. we also have 4 feral cats in the yard - they snarl and bat the raccoons in the head if they get too close. as a result, they cut the cats a wide berth, and have never tried to fuck with them. at this point we have sort of a detente tween us, them, their babies and the cats.
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sounds like global politics, but more entertaining.
 
mercurial

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I had a possum or raccoon get under my house, then under my stairwell, and had babies there. They don't like lights and noise, so I strung some lights down there and blasted them with a religious AM channel. They were gone in a few days.

I also had a problem with squirrels burrowing under my roof tiles. These fuckers had clearly lived there for generations, and it was instinctively wired in their head to try to break in. Nothing worked except trapping.
 
Entoptic

Entoptic

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EjGlows said:
My neighbor opened the wall between our houses for renovations 2 years ago and each year those fluckers come back. They scratch, they screw, they have babies, and they make a shit ton of noise. I swear, these creatures are ~50lbs., have neck tattoos, and will look into your eyes while throwing gang signs and cursing your mother's vagina. I need help.

Can someone help kill them? I go outside with pepper spray and my dog is terrified (she's not the terrior her genes claim she is), we are captives I've once the sun goes down.

Any BARFer that can help? I've just had surgery and can't sleep with the dog going nuts, ill pay.
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Find out what is their natural predator and go some some of its piss. Mark the territory and profit.
 
Bonzo

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I had some get into my furnace once. If you can trap them inside the walls so they can't get out for a night. Then remove the trap to let them get out. They will think your house is not safe.

Then make sure the hole is covered when they get out. If there is any trapped just open it up for one night and all will be gone within 3 days.
 
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