Raccoons in My Wall - My Plight

EjGlows

EjGlows

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My neighbor opened the wall between our houses for renovations 2 years ago and each year those fluckers come back. They scratch, they screw, they have babies, and they make a shit ton of noise. I swear, these creatures are ~50lbs., have neck tattoos, and will look into your eyes while throwing gang signs and cursing your mother's vagina. I need help.

Can someone help kill them? I go outside with pepper spray and my dog is terrified (she's not the terrior her genes claim she is), we are captives I've once the sun goes down.

Any BARFer that can help? I've just had surgery and can't sleep with the dog going nuts, ill pay.
 
zphreak

zphreak

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Have you tried setting traps?

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EjGlows

EjGlows

Well-known member
I'm not setting shit! They weigh hf my weight and SF ACC won't touch them. I want a sniper.
 
afm199

afm199

Well-known member
Homie will tangle with them but I won't let him anymore, he gets too messed up. He's finished off two.
 
Cycle61

Cycle61

What the shit is this...
Invite Valgar over. I believe he has some experience dealing with them. '

I don't want to know what happens to the bodies later. *shudder*
 
Ant

Ant

Pink Freud
Find where the little fuckers are coming in and put rags soaked in ammonia there, they HATE the smell and will go elsewhere. This worked for me when they were coming into my garage through the doggie door, one even came into my kitchen.

Or barf gun party, I need to break in my new .45
 
MrIncredible

MrIncredible

Is fintastic
EjGlows said:
hey scratch, they screw, they have babies, and they make a shit ton of noise. I swear, these creatures are ~50lbs., have neck tattoos, and will look into your eyes while throwing gang signs and cursing your mother's vagina.
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Sure it's not The Reaper? Just hide his baby wipes and when he leaves to get more seal up the wall.
 
UDRider

UDRider

FLCL?
Ant said:
Find where the little fuckers are coming in and put rags soaked in ammonia there, they HATE the smell and will go elsewhere. This worked for me when they were coming into my garage through the doggie door, one even came into my kitchen.

Or barf gun party, I need to break in my new .45
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I'll bring the booze. :party

Sorry Erin not sure how to help.
 
rodr

rodr

Well-known member
My first thought was, smoke or gas 'em out and then seal it up. But you probably thought of that so... more info?
 
littlebeast

littlebeast

get it while it's easy
we have raccoons in our yard. at first they were annoying, but now i kinda like them. they showed up a few years ago, and at first they ate all the snails, which was good. eventually they ran out of snails, and started digging up the yard and causing other mischief, so i put out a tray of dry cat food. now they come at night, eat that and leave without causing trouble. they've had babies, but they chase those off when they get full grown so the population seems to self regulate. have watched this phenomenon for quite a long time, and it's held steady. we also have 4 feral cats in the yard - they snarl and bat the raccoons in the head if they get too close. as a result, they cut the cats a wide berth, and have never tried to fuck with them. at this point we have sort of a detente tween us, them, their babies and the cats.
 
RRR70

RRR70

Attack Helicopter
All the ways I can help,you are illegal in Sam Framcisco. If not for Coco I think spraying wolf urine would work. Or a fucking shovel to the head.
 
NorCalAthlete

NorCalAthlete

O_o
Ammonia helps, but not enough to keep them away completely unless you like the smell too. I can tell you from experience that BB guns and pellet guns don't do anything to them, but a crossbow might. They used to break the wire mesh screens to get under the house in HMB and nest down there, so we just kept getting stronger and stronger screens and soaking rags in ammonia and leaving them stuck in the screens and that stopped them from going under the house but not from roaming the backyard and such.
 
carries an axe

carries an axe

meat bone meat meat meat
I know exactly what you're dealing with.
They crawl up and down in between the house next door and my room. right where my bed is.

I don't condone unnecessary violence towards animals but they must associate your house with danger or they will not stay away.

you have the blessing / curse of a nice outside area just like me.

we finally had to do something as they kept killing the fish ripping up all the plants. nothing works except one thing.
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oobus

oobus

Dirt Monger
carries an axe said:
I know exactly what you're dealing with.
They crawl up and down in between the house next door and my room. right where my bed is.

I don't condone unnecessary violence towards animals but they must associate your house with danger or they will not stay away.

you have the blessing / curse of a nice outside area just like me.

we finally had to do something as they kept killing the fish ripping up all the plants. nothing works except one thing.
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No, don't send in MOM.
 
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