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  1. lizard

    IF dislike Super Bowl & like wine, GO Napa.

    A few years ago, I visited Napa for wine tasting on Super Bowl Sunday. It was fantastic. I felt like Bieber shopping for diamonds at Tiffany’s. That is all.
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    How much would you pay for this pygmy-chopper?

    It can be yours for only $1500, skank not included. (is it me or does her second toe appear to be shorter than her third toe?) Buy here.
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    The Neander Turbodiesel.....

    The hideous prototype: The twin-crank turbodiesel: And this is what it now looks like: To place your order or send hate-mail: Clicky Thank you and God bless!
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    Has bling gone too far?

    Greetings ladies, gentlemen and zefflyn, See this product: It, ahem, makes your exhaust smell like cherries, as well as a few other, um, fragrances. Yup, cherries the fruit. From the web site of dapincci: "Thats right we got it. Get it here. One four ounce bottle treats 10-20 gallons of...
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    English dude builds new construction Vincents, how cool is that!

    Place your order here. I believe he manufactures his own motors. He even builds new construction Norvins, whoa Nellie!!
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    Till death do we part....

    Could these beautiful wedding rings have saved V4's marriage? More here....
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    Do you think you could pull the trigger and shoot somebody on the battlefield?

    Well, do ya PUNK!!??!??!? An article in today's Chron about training soldiers how to not be pussies and actually pull the trigger and shoot the bad guy in the battlefield. Some excerpts for your enjoyment: "In World War II, when U.S. soldiers got a clear shot at the enemy, only about 1 in 5...
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    God's Gift 2 Motorcycling or Horrific Livin Abortion? Members of BARF, I present the.

    The Ecosse :barf Heretic, enjoy ;) : Available in four models, ranging in price from a sensible $49,800 to an affordable $139,800. To place your order, log on here. Hurry, call now, operators are standing by! Oh, I forgot to mention: "3 BIKES IN 1 Choose a riding style depending on your...
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    Roethlisberger's Hayabusa..... it'll rub out.

    In today's Chron: (um, I did a quick search, didn't see this pic posted so if it's a repost, eat me :twofinger)
  10. lizard

    Do you speed text-message?

    Well, do ya PUNK!?!??!??? A Utah punk just set a new record at 42.22 seconds for text-messaging this standardized message: "The razor-toothed piranhas of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. In reality they seldom attack a human." Read...
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    They did it! THEY FINALLY DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    DAMN YOU ALL TO HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (please scroll down, thanks :thumbup)
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    Well, do you think it's hideous or gorgeous?

    The Antas V8:
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    Would you date Bin Laden's niece?

    Well..... would ya PUNK? Here's the dirt.
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    Attention closet-stargazers, Brad Pitt rides a Dubukkake!

    I'm okay with Keanu Reeves riding Nortons. I'm okay with Lauren Hutton low-siding her BMW. I'm okay with Tom Cruise "riding" a GPz while on a trailer. I'm okay with zefflyn riding a Virago with TLR plastics. I'm okay with Brad Pitt fumblin'-bumblin' on a Hellcat. But a Ducati? Jolie's bitch in...
  15. lizard

    BMW SUV 1, Motorcycle Thief 0

    I assume by "dirt bike", it's a motorcycle. Read here.....
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    Cafe racers.... But wait, there's more!

    It's not easy being ruthless, it's much harder than you think. My style? You may call it the art of fighting without fighting. Please forgive me for what I am about to do, it is contrary to all that you taught me. And all that you taught Soo Ling.
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    You can take this job and shove.........

    ...... IT!!!! Well, I'm gonna miss my parking spot at work:
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    Would you buy this car?

    Designed by Swatch and built by Mercedes Benz. Gets about 70 mpg on the freeway. Chrysler is reported to bring this car to the US market in 07. Here's the story. Would you buy it?
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    What's the dumbest thing your boss has ever said to you?

    A true story.... my boss: "Dan, did you call the contractor to follow up?" lizard: "Yes, I called and spoke to him yesterday." my boss: "You need to call him and follow up." lizard: :wtf
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    Helimot Buffalo 365 - Men's Medium - Used Thrice - All proceeds go to James Cornell

    I am selling a pair of Helimot Buffalo 365 in men's medium: (pic taken from Helimot web site) I've only worn them three times. They're perfect for sport-touring or just riding around. For a great review, click here. I paid, with tax, about 180 bucks and am asking $100. Every penny will go...
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