God's Gift 2 Motorcycling or Horrific Livin Abortion? Members of BARF, I present the.

[lizard]

The Ecosse :barf Heretic, enjoy :

Available in four models, ranging in price from a sensible $49,800 to an affordable $139,800.

To place your order, log on here. Hurry, call now, operators are standing by!

Oh, I forgot to mention:

"3 BIKES IN 1

Choose a riding style depending on your mood with the ingenious 3-bikes-in-1 design. Simply adjust the suspension and foot-control positions to move between hardcore road racer, feisty cruiser and wicked-low dragster modes."

.....blaaahahahhaaa!!!

 

[jb]

Oddly, I think the bike looks pretty good. The engine is a little "meh" but the idea behind it isn't horrid.

I honestly like this bike.

 

[K-dog]

Yah, I'd hit it.

 

[Silence]

Hardcore road racer, feisty cruiser and wicked-low dragster all in one!!?? Sign me up!! :laughing :laughing :cry

 

[DucatiHoney]

stoopid idea. It's not like it's going to do anything one thing well if it's trying to do all three.

...put some spinnerz and wood side-paneling on it and you can take the kids to soccer practice and roll with your homies, too. :rolleyes

 

[K-dog]

Does anybody have one, or are there any ride reviews? I admit I didn't look to hard. Looks interesting enough though.

 

[jb]

Oddly, i read a full review of the bike not too long ago (this months issue of the Robb Report). The bike isn't ment for really hardcore use by serious sportbike riders. It's a posing bike, designed to resemble a streetfighter and have enough adjustability to handle any kind of rider.

I don't think it's a horrid bike at all.

 

[froride1]

Put a decent motor in it and you would have something.

 

[nweaver]

Put a decent motor, drop the price to <$15k, and then we'll talk.

 

[mototireguy]

There's something to be said for it.

It looks unique. I'm sure it goes fast. Lots of trick parts.

Lots of ooohs and aaahs.

Now you can attend Harley events.

Maybe some drawbacks too.

I might ride it three times a year.

Can I park it outside overnight?

My insurance agent will say WTF?

 

[weak_link]

I think it's interesting but it doesn't look like they have found the right tank for it yet.

 

[Aegon]

That seat looks as comfortable as a G string.

"And this taught rope fits between your asscheeks for all-day comfort."

 

[SVeta650S]

Looks like a schizophrenic bike with a sever identity crisis to me.
Kinda ugly too.

Wouldn't it make more sense to have THREE bikes that do each one of those functions perfectly? People who could afford it, could also afford more garage space to accommodate them all too, no?

 

[budbandit]

They seem to have misplaced the decimal point in the price.

 

[CruisingRam]

That thing is gawdawful abortion waste.

 

[frabetahi]

Wouldn't it make more sense to have THREE bikes that do each one of those functions perfectly? People who could afford it, could also afford more garage space to accommodate them all too, no?

ever heard of a 'convergence' device ? :laughing :laughing :laughing

 

[madpepper]

What's really cool about it is - I can send it off a cliff, go recover it, and it'll still look the same. How many $40,000 bikes can say that?

 

[SaloSV]

Jesus! my virgin eyes!

I've never seen a TRI-sexual before...

 

[dsb]

:bigbarf

 

[Sharky]

I find that more disturbing than Lizard's foot fetish.