What did we get stuck in our rectums last year?

[tzrider]

We had a dude in the KS years ago who did all kinds of things to his penis. :laughing

Most of us with penises have probably done all kinds of things to them. Usually it doesn't leave a mark. :laughing

 

[Abacinator]

This is a sound observation.

Ok, I just got this :laughing

 

[TylerW]

:welcome

We had a dude in the KS years ago who did all kinds of things to his penis. :laughing

HIS NAME IS VALGAR AND YOU WILL RESPECT HIM

 

[CABilly]

Had some good ones in the ER rhis year. Wish I could talk about them and share the X-rays. Suffice to say, don’t stick stuff up your butt without a retrieval plan.

 

[stangmx13]

The SIL is an ER doc with small hands. She has some stories. A unopened beer can that didn’t stay unopened was a good one.

 

[bojangle]

The SIL is an ER doc with small hands. She has some stories. A unopened beer can that didn’t stay unopened was a good one.

That's a neat can opener trick.

 

[Climber]

HIS NAME IS VALGAR AND YOU WILL RESPECT HIM

Valgar did some interesting things, but he didn't have various pieces of metal piercing his penis like the user whose handle I can't quite remember. At least not that I know about. :laughing

 

[900ss]

Valgar did some interesting things, but he didn't have various pieces of metal piercing his penis like the user whose hangle I can't quite remember. At least not that I know about. :laughing

HRH Wendizzle knows.......

 

[bojangle]

Valgar did some interesting things, but he didn't have various pieces of metal piercing his penis like the user whose hangle I can't quite remember. At least not that I know about. :laughing

Hangle?

The hangle of the dangle is directly propotional to the metal in the meat.

 

[Eldritch]

Valgar did some interesting things, but he didn't have various pieces of metal piercing his penis like the user whose hangle I can't quite remember. At least not that I know about. :laughing

Thatch went by Sprinklerhead for reasons that are reasons. :laughing

 

[Climber]

Thatch went by Sprinklerhead for reasons that are reasons. :laughing

There it is!

Thanks, couldn't quite remember his handle. I imagine he did much more than he mentioned in the KS. :laughing

 

[afm199]

That's a neat can opener trick.

:rofl

 

[brichter]

“PLAYING WITH PHONE AND FELL ASLEEP WHEN HE WOKE UP HIS STYLUS WAS IN HIS URETHRA. INJURY OCCURRED 4 DAYS AGO AND DIDN’T SEEK TREATMENT”

I'll take wrong explanations for $500, Alex.

 

[bojangle]

I'll take wrong explanations for $500, Alex.

What? You've never rolled over onto your stylus in your sleep? :wtf:laughing

 

[Bay Arean]

I kept trying to imagine a record player needle and it just didn't really make any sense.