Unfortunately, Jordan Dildohands had an addiction to blow and just not just the ones that made his jaws ache so the money came and gone quickly.....Just like his favorite street customers.
Fortunately Dildohands shook off his slackness and became an entrepreneur -- washing windshields of customers' cars stuck at the red light on Second & Bryant.
Unfortunately some millennials at uber caught on to dildohand’s entrepreneurship and started up uber dildos. So now you can now get your windshields washed using their app.
