Let's Play! Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Godsdarling]

Fortunately, Unfortunately is a simple, fun, improvisational game with few rules and limitless possibilities. Players take turns telling a story, alternating between fortunate and unfortunate statements. As with Exquisite corpse or other such improv games, Fortunately, Unfortunately forces players to be creative while still working within the framework that has been passed to them.

Example: In a three-player game, Player 1 starts the story, saying “Jeff woke up, showered, got dressed, and left to catch the bus to work, as he does every day.” Player 2 then says, “Unfortunately, the bus’s engine broke down right as it got to Jeff’s stop.” Player 3 then says “Fortunately, there was an unchained bike nearby that Jeff stole for the day.” Player 1 continues with an “unfortunate” statement, and the cycle continues.

Since it is Christmas we can do a story line around that theme. :teeth

Brian has to buy 30 people gifts, as he does every year, and it is a week before Christmas!

 

[Brokenlink]

Fortunately, he found a deal on eggs and each person will be getting one shiny new egg for Christmas.

 

[Agent Orange]

Unfortunately for Brian, the eggs he happened to find a deal on were 1000 year preserved eggs from an old asian market.

 

[Brokenlink]

Fortunately for Brian, his coworkers weren't planning on eating the eggs and used them for more nefarious purposes.

 

[aminalmutha]

Unfortunately, Bethany forgot to bring the Astroglide, ball-gags and drop cloths.

 

[Brokenlink]

Fortunately, happyhighwayman showed up with scrambled eggs for everyone. "It's one order," he said. "Can you believe how many eggs they give you?"

 

[OldMadBrit]

Unfortunately they was a vegan and didn't want them

 

[bojangle]

Fortunately for Brian, Amazon had an eggcellent return policy, so he shipped the 1,000 year preserved eggs back to the Old Asian Market vendor on Prime, even though they'd been scrambled.

 

[i_am_the_koi]

Unfortunately Amazon wouldn't refund the money until after they were received and Brian had to find another source of income before the holiday

 

[aminalmutha]

Fortunately, Brian has no shame and is really good at handies.

 

[byke]

Unfortunately, he also likes to firmly press his thumb over the pee hole to see if he can completely block the ejaculate.

 

[aminalmutha]

Fortunately, some people pay extra for that.

 

[Eldritch]

As with Exquisite corpse

I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THAT GAME IS BUT I WANT TO PLAY A GAME WITH THAT NAME.

:love

 

[Godsdarling]

I didn't see this game going in this direction! Y'all get coal for Christmas!

I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THAT GAME IS BUT I WANT TO PLAY A GAME WITH THAT NAME.

:love

:laughing you can't play exquisite corpse on the internet lol it's a game with a drawing, you pass a paper and each person draws on it. first person draws something and folds it so the next person can't see, they add to it and folds it again, at the end you have freaking drawings lol it's a party game :love

 

[Brokenlink]

Unfortunately, Brian lost his thumb in an unfortunate fisting accident.

 

[bojangle]

Fortunately, Happy Highwayman was able to retrieve said thumb from Bethany's lady bits. He put the thumb on ice and all three of them jumped on his motorcycle and rushed to the ER.

 

[Mangoat]

Unfortunately during the retrieval from Bethany’s lady bits,they actually retrieved an lost dildo and attached it where his thumb should be.

 

[Lucky Jones]

Fortunately it didn't affect his job as a Santa Cruz Boardwalk caricature artist.

 

[Eldritch]

Fortunately it didn't affect his job as a Santa Cruz Boardwalk caricature artist.

Unfortunately, his new monkier of Jordan Dildohands made it more difficult to sell his Artwork outside adult venues

 

[bojangle]

Fortunately, Dildohands became an overnight success on Pinterest in Japan. Brian became his producer and Bethany became his agent. He was booked solid for the year with his art selling for upwards of $15,000 per painting. It is rumored, but not confirmed, that Eldritch purchased the coveted "Dildos in the Dark" for a whopping $75,000.