Ho to not fight.

[ratpick]

Why is Ernie fighting Hoes? And what is the fight about?

Didn’t pay them.

 

[m_asim]

Didn’t pay them.

I am with the Hoes then :x

 

[Eldritch]

I am with the Hoes then :x

Not some, not half, but ALL.

 

[afm199]

Didn’t pay them.

I offered to, but they said something about just getting away as quickly as possible and staying away. They weren't very nice about it.

 

[tuxumino]

you can put taco sauce on ding dongs not on ho hos

 

[afm199]

you can put taco sauce on ding dongs not on ho hos

:laughing Someone is speaking from experience.

 

[Eldritch]

you can put taco sauce on ding dongs not on ho hos

DO NOT PUT TACO SAUCE ON YOUR DING DONG.

You will be sad, I promise.

 

[tuxumino]

:laughing Someone is speaking from experience.

DO NOT PUT TACO SAUCE ON YOUR DING DONG.

You will be sad, I promise.

and you are the two I thought would remember Zippy the Pin Head,

 

[m_asim]

Not some, not half, but ALL.

There is no other option. Either you are with the Hoes or you are against them.

 

[norcalAF]

That is a bold statement until you have seen the Ho. In Atlanta they have some ThunderHos that will crush a MoFo...

The subset of ho I observed in Baltimore are not be trifled with either!

 

[norcalAF]

My old boss was stationed in a submarine when he was in the Swedish navy. Their initiation was to tell the new guys that they had to scrub down the inside of the torpedo tubes. Once inside, they shut the doors behind you and start flooding the tubes.

That sounds a lot less painful than trying to attack someone. :teeth.

Working in medical supply for the Air Force, we just sent the new folks to the warehouse to search for fallopian tubes. It was always surprising how many females would search the shelves!

 

[Eldritch]

Working in medical supply for the Air Force, we just sent the new folks to the warehouse to search for fallopian tubes. It was always surprising how many females would search the shelves!

But did they fight you after?

 

[bojangle]

DO NOT PUT TACO SAUCE ON YOUR DING DONG.

You will be sad, I promise.

The hos will be sad! :x

 

[Eldritch]

The hos will be sad! :x

You no like espicy?

 

[2legs2wheels]

Ho ho ho....

Yes, we are approaching that time of the year!

 

[NorCalAthlete]

DO NOT PUT TACO SAUCE ON YOUR DING DONG.

You will be sad, I promise.

We had one guy in my squad way back when who had a thing for always going around nut-tapping people. First couple of times it was a chuckle and an "oooo shit haha he got you". Then it became a "ok seriously dude cut that shit out."

Then it got to the point where he may or may not have gotten held down and partially duct-taped to a cot and given the choice of taking multiple shots to the nuts from pissed off people he'd nut tapped too many times, ORRRRRRRR he could slather icy hot on his balls. He chose the icy hot...

 

[Eldritch]

We had one guy in my squad way back when who had a thing for always going around nut-tapping people. First couple of times it was a chuckle and an "oooo shit haha he got you". Then it became a "ok seriously dude cut that shit out."

Then it got to the point where he may or may not have gotten held down and partially duct-taped to a cot and given the choice of taking multiple shots to the nuts from pissed off people he'd nut tapped too many times, ORRRRRRRR he could slather icy hot on his balls. He chose the icy hot...

Oh, man, I was at a Bachelor Party many years ago where the groom got hammered and decided to go around the room doing that shit when you weren't looking. I may or may not have picked him up by his lapels and chucked him about 10 feet through the air across the hotel suite after the 3rd time I told him not to do that to me and he did it anyway.

Everyone laughed once they confirmed he wasn't dead when he hit the ground. :laughing

Man, that party started with fine Italian dining and ended in felony property damage. Men are awesome. Good times. :laughing

 

[wannabe]

Oh, man, I was at a Bachelor Party many years ago where the groom got hammered and decided to go around the room doing that shit when you weren't looking. I may or may not have picked him up by his lapels and chucked him about 10 feet through the air across the hotel suite after the 3rd time I told him not to do that to me and he did it anyway.

Everyone laughed once they confirmed he wasn't dead when he hit the ground. :laughing

Man, that party started with fine Italian dining and ended in felony property damage. Men are awesome. Good times. :laughing

Geez, don't people know that the "Capital of Thailand" trick is only funny one time?

 

[afm199]

Oh, man, I was at a Bachelor Party many years ago where the groom got hammered and decided to go around the room doing that shit when you weren't looking. I may or may not have picked him up by his lapels and chucked him about 10 feet through the air across the hotel suite after the 3rd time I told him not to do that to me and he did it anyway.

Everyone laughed once they confirmed he wasn't dead when he hit the ground. :laughing

Man, that party started with fine Italian dining and ended in felony property damage. Men are awesome. Good times. :laughing

Ahh the good old days. Now everyone worries about felonies. :laughing