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MikeyRocks

Free Dickbutt
Its sad, but regardless of what is going on that night, the first thing I do when I get home is play 10-15 min of MW2 just to get it out of my system. Addicted 4 sure.
My favorite thing to do now is to get First Blood with a knife... not easy :laughing
I've done it many times, and can you believe there is NO AWARD or bonus for doing it with a knife? God of the 10 trillion goofy little awards MW2 gives out I can't believe they missed this.

Here you go buddy:

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And here's your new Emblem:

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Get it? First Blood? Meh meh meh...
 

Aluisious

Well-known member
You know you're addicted when you actually spend time Google searching ways to get better at the game :|

I'll give you a hint for pretty much any first person shooter...stay on the edge of the map. That way all your targets and threats are in only one direction.
 

Godsdarling

Smile & Wave for me!
You know your addicted when you see a blue box and think oh great a refill of nades
Or
When you hear a "click" in the house (like the tv turning off) and think "Claymore!"
Or
You are really tired when you get home from work but then your hubby goes to bed and suddenly you have this massive energy rush because now you can play without giving up the controller when you die!
 

GrizFyrFyter

4 wheels move the baby.
You know your addicted when you see a blue box and think oh great a refill of nades
Or
When you hear a "click" in the house (like the tv turning off) and think "Claymore!"
Or
You are really tired when you get home from work but then your hubby goes to bed and suddenly you have this massive energy rush because now you can play without giving up the controller when you die!

the couples aspect is really fucking funny!
 

JMack

Well-known member
You know you're addicted when you actually spend time Google searching ways to get better at the game :|

I soo want to be really good at this game but I don't think I have the reflexes or my fucking internet connection has some serious lag. Sometimes I know I got a bead on the guy and then BAM I'm dead. They somehow get the holeshot on me.

I'm a Level 30 but I got there through attrition basically :laughing

The most kills I've gotten is 15 on DOMINATION. I got an 11 on my best killstreak. I got like 750 kills and 1500 deaths. My playing time is getting close to 24hours. Freaking sad. Then I see these cats with like 35 kills every game!! Im lucky if I break 10.

I try to move around the edges when I can but it seems like I get whacked from behind more than I can creep up on people.

Yeah I'd like to play with some barfers: JMack17 on PS3

PS I was addicted to NAZI ZOMBIES though. That game I dominated.
 

R3DS!X

Whatever that means
your take a break to watch tv to see something moving in the back ground and you move your thumbs and finger into position to move camera scope in and ready to fire only to realize there is not longer a controller in your hands.
 

GrizFyrFyter

4 wheels move the baby.
I soo want to be really good at this game but I don't think I have the reflexes or my fucking internet connection has some serious lag. Sometimes I know I got a bead on the guy and then BAM I'm dead. They somehow get the holeshot on me.

I'm a Level 30 but I got there through attrition basically :laughing

The most kills I've gotten is 15 on DOMINATION. I got an 11 on my best killstreak. I got like 750 kills and 1500 deaths. My playing time is getting close to 24hours. Freaking sad. Then I see these cats with like 35 kills every game!! Im lucky if I break 10.

I try to move around the edges when I can but it seems like I get whacked from behind more than I can creep up on people.

Yeah I'd like to play with some barfers: JMack17 on PS3

PS I was addicted to NAZI ZOMBIES though. That game I dominated.

i hate COD4 online for a really long time until i found a consistant group to play with, makes a world of difference and gives you a chance to learn from others.
 

mikev

»»───knee───►
Oh and I got stuck in one of those glitched private matches last night.

Ground War Domination on Rust, unlimited ammo, unlimited score.

So pointless.
 

JMack

Well-known member
i hate COD4 online for a really long time until i found a consistant group to play with, makes a world of difference and gives you a chance to learn from others.

dude, set up a BARF CLAN!!!

or a BARF MW2 play nite! That would be kewl!!!
 

mean dad

Well-known member
my xbox is dead for a year now, so i haven't played in awhile. my fav game is/was GRAW2.

i was up north, visiting the wife's family. i wake up early, and typically go out for a smoke. i'm walking down the sidewalk, and i see a guy walking the same direction as me, one block up. as we both go behind our respective buildings, i involuntarily trot to the next corner to get a bead on him before he can come shoot me.


i stopped, looked around sheepishly, and laughed.
 

mean dad

Well-known member
What's wrong w/ ur box, RROD? There's several ads on Craigslist of people that are able to fix your box for about $30-40 or so...



I'm in!

yeah, red ring of death. microsoft fixed it once, about a year or so ago. it started acting up last october, and got worse over the course of a month.
sent it to one of my friends' friend. guy seemed like he knew what he was doing. he purchased the same machine thingie (stop me if i get too technical) that ms uses to fix 'em, and it was unfixable.
i don't want to buy a used one, since so many got banned.
i'll pick up a new jasper series soon, i'm kinda draggin my feet til i move. i'll get a new xbox and a nice over-sized lcd to waste a few months.
xbl = delta9blazer
 

MikeyRocks

Free Dickbutt
yeah, red ring of death. microsoft fixed it once, about a year or so ago. it started acting up last october, and got worse over the course of a month.
sent it to one of my friends' friend. guy seemed like he knew what he was doing. he purchased the same machine thingie (stop me if i get too technical) that ms uses to fix 'em, and it was unfixable.
i don't want to buy a used one, since so many got banned.
i'll pick up a new jasper series soon, i'm kinda draggin my feet til i move. i'll get a new xbox and a nice over-sized lcd to waste a few months.
xbl = delta9blazer

Yea that's the only thing about these consoles, they often end up breaking sooner or later. I got a refurbished one online about two years ago, and got another RROD. Had some guy replace the heat sinks and it's been working fine since, I'm sure it'll be a matter of time before I'll have to pay another visit. Damn you Microsoft!
 

mean dad

Well-known member
the new jasper series is supposedly better. a faster board, that doesn't use as much power. that and a better (more efficient) cooling fan.
also, i've heard a few different reasons for the failures.
first is that ms used standoffs that were a cunt-hair too long, so the board flexed. when playing for a long time with poor circulation, the solder grew brittle, and the flexing caused the solder to "run", losing contact.
a similar theme posits that ms tried to use an environmentally safe solder, and was unaware it had a slightly higher 'melt', or 'set' point, and the solder never really set.
either way, the new jasper series is said to have addressed all these issues, so i'll get a brand new toy soon.
 

GrizFyrFyter

4 wheels move the baby.
when you're willing to campout in your buddies unfinished/unheated basement in December, to rob his Internet connection, just to play- from my buddy, and yes, I do that...


You know you are addicted to MW2 when you use sayings like "You noob tubing bastard" and "you team killing fucktard" in real life towards your friends or the assholes on the road.- from my wife.
 

GrizFyrFyter

4 wheels move the baby.
yeah, red ring of death. microsoft fixed it once, about a year or so ago. it started acting up last october, and got worse over the course of a month.
sent it to one of my friends' friend. guy seemed like he knew what he was doing. he purchased the same machine thingie (stop me if i get too technical) that ms uses to fix 'em, and it was unfixable.
i don't want to buy a used one, since so many got banned.
i'll pick up a new jasper series soon, i'm kinda draggin my feet til i move. i'll get a new xbox and a nice over-sized lcd to waste a few months.
xbl = delta9blazer


I'm selling a 20g xbox with a controller and a few games for $150. It's a few years old but isn't banned and works fine.

dude, set up a BARF CLAN!!!

or a BARF MW2 play nite! That would be kewl!!!

I only get to play like once every 2 weeks. I have satellite Internet at home and have to go to a friends to play.
 
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