Slowblood-
The Man, the Myth, the Legend for be'in the funniest bastid I ever met!
Ride # 1
Skaggs about 8 mi from Stewards Point, bicycle crashes right in fron of him. A lesser rider woulda hit the poor, sorry-ass woman as she slid across da road, but not slowblood;
The Man, the Myth, the Legend missed her and all the pill bottles, 'n tampons roll'in 'cross the road. I wuz laugh'in so hard, I almost pee'd my 'Stitch
Ride #2
Chase'in Hun on Coleman Vally; from light into shade,
The Man, the Myth, the Legend hits a swath of gravel, pitch'in the 675 sidewayz. But Slowblood
The Man, the Myth, the Legend did back off at all, and just kept on the gas. I wuz laugh'in so hard, I almost pee'd my 'Stitch
Ride #3
As we arrive at Quincey, Slowblood,
The Man, the Myth, the Legend busts out in a sprint chase'in my ass 'cross the parking lot! I wuz laugh'in so hard, I almost pee'd my 'Stitch!