Yo Mama...

Chuci

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You're mama's so stupid, she thought :instance_750 could really ride











oh.... :twofinger
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JackTheTripper

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Yo mamas so dumb it takes her an hour to make minute rice.

Yo mamas so fat when she sits around the house the neighbors can't park in their drive way.

Yo mamas so ugly on Halloween little kids give her candy.
 

Chuci

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Your mama's so fat, people thought she was riding a pocketbike and it was a hyabusa
 

Blank00

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Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it

Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry

Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out
 

JackTheTripper

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Yo mamas so old her social security number is 1

In the begining, god made yo mama and she was so fat he had to rest for a month. And she's so stupid she wore the fig leaf on her nose. That's how old, fat and stupid yo mama is.:twofinger
 

c3

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pauhaUHUHAUahuahhh you guys crack me up!!!!!

especially you jack...the pic of the squashed gix!!!!!
 

Chuci

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Your mama's so stupid, when you said you wanted to do the Ortega ride, she went to the cupboard and got a jar of salsa
 

Shaggy

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Your momma's so fat, she uses a VCR as a pager.
Your momma's so fat, she has to iron her pants in the driveway.
Your momma's so fat, she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.
Your momma's so fat, when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks. *ewww*
Your momma's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Your momma's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter.

Eh...I gave it a shot.
 
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