Yo Mama...
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Deeter
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Oh yeah?
Well, your mama's so fat, she can jump up in the air and get stuck.
She's so fat, she can roll over on a dollar and make four quarters.
Your mama's so fat, you can't even see her legs, it just looks like she's gliding across the floor.
Your mama's like mayonaise, she spreads for bread.
Well, your mama's so fat, she can jump up in the air and get stuck.
She's so fat, she can roll over on a dollar and make four quarters.
Your mama's so fat, you can't even see her legs, it just looks like she's gliding across the floor.
Your mama's like mayonaise, she spreads for bread.
Chuci
Resident Sh!t Disturber
Your mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she's gotta make 2 trips
Your mama's so fat, when she sat on a nickle, a booger came out of Washingtons nose
Your mama's so fat, when the waiter asked what she'd like to eat, she handed back the menu and said "yes please"
Your mama's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy came out
[groan]:rolleyes[/sigh]
Your mama's so fat, when she sat on a nickle, a booger came out of Washingtons nose
Your mama's so fat, when the waiter asked what she'd like to eat, she handed back the menu and said "yes please"
Your mama's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy came out
[groan]:rolleyes[/sigh]
Dark Angel
Well-known member
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy she looks like she's got Don King in a headlock.
Yo mama's so fat that when she wears a Malcolm X t-shirt helicopters try to land on her.
Yo mama's so fat that when she wears a Malcolm X t-shirt helicopters try to land on her.
calamari_750
OG Lurker
Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Yo mama's so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing. She said "moving!"
Yo mama's so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing. She said "moving!"
Deeter
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Your mama's so fat, they changed the tags on spandex from, "One size fits all," to, "One size fits most."
Your mama's so fat, the smallest thing she can keep her diaphragm in is a pizza box.
Your mama's so fat, when you daddy wants to make love, he's
gotta roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot.
Your mama's so fat, when she walks, her butt-cheeks look like two Volkswagens trying to pass each other on the 101. And when her theighs rub together, I swear I smell bacon!
Your mama's so ugly, you've got to tie a porkchop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Your mama's glasses are so thick, she can look into a map and see people waving at her.
Your mama's so fat, the smallest thing she can keep her diaphragm in is a pizza box.
Your mama's so fat, when you daddy wants to make love, he's
gotta roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot.
Your mama's so fat, when she walks, her butt-cheeks look like two Volkswagens trying to pass each other on the 101. And when her theighs rub together, I swear I smell bacon!
Your mama's so ugly, you've got to tie a porkchop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Your mama's glasses are so thick, she can look into a map and see people waving at her.
magyarbetyar
Well-known member
Yo mamas so fat, when she walks in front of the TV you miss 4 commercials.
JackTheTripper
Shotline For Mod
Yo mamas glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mamas so fat I gave her a ride on my bike and now it looks like this:
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Yo mamas so fat I gave her a ride on my bike and now it looks like this:
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