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[Kurosaki]

:laughing

I like that joke.

THANK YOU!!!! Finally. I told it at work the other day and nobody laughed.:nchantr

 

[rodr]

A piece of rope walks into a bar.

Or what used to be one. It's all beat up, torn to hell and tied in a knot.

Barkeep says "Aren't you a rope? We don't serve no rope here."

The rope replies, "I'm a frayed knot."

:teeth

 

[Cycle61]

lulz

 

[OpsMan]

A Termite walks into a bar and says
"is the Bartender here ?"

 

[OpsMan]

A Mushroom walks into a bar
the Bartender says "we don't want you in here"
the Mushroom says "Why not ?, I'm a pretty fungi "

 

[Paulo666]

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and the bartender exclaims "What is this, a joke?"

 

[jt2]

A grasshopper walks into a bar.
The bartender says "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper says "You have a drink named Bob??"