A <blank> walks into a bar...

[JackTheTripper]

A hair walks into a bar and says "I'll have a gin... ... ... ... ... and tonic."
Bartender says "Why the long pause?"

 

[sckego]

A hair walks into a bar and says "I'll have a gin... ... ... ... ... and tonic."
Bartender says "Why the long pause?"

*bear, *big paws


did you hear the one about the dyslexic who walked into a bra?

 

[i_am_the_koi]

A (Insert random thing here) walks into a bar

Bartender says "We don't get many of your kind in here."

(Random Thing) says "With prices like these I can see why

 

[Eye Heart Pasta]

A priest, a rabbi, and a cleric walk into a bar.
The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?"

 

[cynner]

 

[nine_inch_rear]

2 blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it.:thumbup

 

[JackTheTripper]

A guy walks into a bar. His friend ducked.

 

[pannayar]

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

 

[sckego]

Good stuff starts at 1:04...


youtu.be/e7DkeQ0roAM

 

[Bassem]

^^ :laughing :nerd jokes are the best

 

[pannayar]

LOL. Science jokes remind me of this.

Atom1: Hey, I lost an electron.
Atom2: Are you sure?
Atom1: Yeah, I am positive.

 

[Abunai]

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

:laughing
http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-12027-Horse-Head-Mask/dp/B003G4IM4S/ref=cm_cmu_pg__header

 

[Paulo666]

So

 

[Kurosaki]

LOL. Science jokes remind me of this.

Atom1: Hey, I lost an electron.
Atom2: Are you sure?
Atom1: Yeah, I am positive.

What's Iron Man's favorite ride at the amusement park?



The ferrous wheel.

 

[Cycle61]

What's Iron Man's favorite ride at the amusement park?



The ferrous wheel.

:|

 

[Kurosaki]

Come on.

That is gold.

 

[Eldritch]

Come on.

That is gold.

Gold & Titanium alloy actually.

 

[Kurosaki]

Gold & Titanium alloy actually.

I love you.

 

[YanaBanana]

<---- blonde, so please 'splain...

A hair walks into a bar and says "I'll have a gin... ... ... ... ... and tonic."
Bartender says "Why the long pause?"

I get the "hair" and "tonic" reference but not the "long pause"...? :confused

*bear, *big paws

It's a hair, and not hare nor bear, and then the (hair) tonic wouldn't be funny... :dunno

I did like the dyslexic walking into a bra! :laughing

:teeth
Yana:banana

 

[two wheel tramp]

What's Iron Man's favorite ride at the amusement park?



The ferrous wheel.

:laughing

I like that joke.