My Turkey recipe rules them all!!!! (Insert Dr Evil laugh)
It's my mayonnaise recipe
1. Brine the bird for 5 days. I use salt, sugar, black and cayenne pepper.
2. Soak two bags of apple wood chips 24 hours before use.
3. Remove bird from brine- do not rinse!!! Place it on a bed of Aluminum foil, lots of foil.
4. Slather the entire bird with copious amounts of Mayonnaise. Then season well.
5. Fill cavity with aromatics; oranges, lemons, herbs or whatever.
6. Wrap the bird inside the foil, tightly.
7. Cover the bottle of your Weber kettle with charcoal and light em up. Wehen they are ready for cooking, go to step 8.
8. Get the wood that was soaking in step 2. Using foil, roll them up like gigantic cigars. Leave the ends open. Place these on top of the coals.
9. Place your mummy turkey in the kettle and smoke until the temp reaches 140. At this point, you can open the foil and expose the turkey, which still looks raw, but it's only 10 degrees from where you want it.
10. The open foil will cause lots of flare ups- this is what you want, because this will brown the skin raise the temp to 150-155.
11. Pull the bird NOW!! It will continue to cook on the counter of your kitchen.
You're WELCOME!!!