World Record Penis

[Biga]

You all know everything's bigger in Texas right?

http://www.weekendherald.com/killeen-texas-man-sets-new-record-longest-penis-world/

 

[bruceflinch]

Wow. Bummer.

 

[westie]

Proof that life isn't fair.

 

[madsen203]

Never get to go balls deep. Plus, girth is where it's at.

 

[Johndicezx9]

Probably faints when he gets a hard on...

 

[rsrider]

This thread is useless without pics. FAKE NEWS!

 

[Mike95060]

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/tiny_arms


seems fitting.

 

[brichter]

That site states they are an "online media outlet", and also says their mission is to "inform and entertain" and their reporters "scour the world to bring you the most fascinating and thought-provoking pieces for your reading pleasure". Nothing about being an actual news site, so your record is probably still safe, Bruce! :thumbup:roflarty

 

[bojangle]

Gary was just Killeen it!

 

[carries an axe]

Thanks for sharing

Rod

 

[auntiebling]

"This is a remarkable achievement for gary. Particularly since he has not always had such a long pwnis"

Yall need to elaborate there. Are we talking natural human growth: duh, his Wang wasn't as long as he was at birth

Or surgical enhancement?

 

[bruceflinch]

That site states they are an "online media outlet", and also says their mission is to "inform and entertain" and their reporters "scour the world to bring you the most fascinating and thought-provoking pieces for your reading pleasure". Nothing about being an actual news site, so your record is probably still safe, Bruce! :thumbup:roflarty

:laughing.

"This is a remarkable achievement for gary. Particularly since he has not always had such a long pwnis"

Yall need to elaborate there. Are we talking natural human growth: duh, his Wang wasn't as long as he was at birth

Or surgical enhancement?

I saw that and wondered:wtf myself

 

[Brokenlink]

I thought I was going to have to report someone for BARF TOS 4.1 calling me out.

 

[Melissa]

penis.

 

[Johndicezx9]

Any mention on how Steve Bannon placed in the competition?

 

[frozenduc]

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Brokenlink]

Any mention on how Steve Bannon placed in the competition?

He is still trying.....

 

[NorCalAthlete]

Fake.

 

[HappyHighwayman]

I am comfortable with my normal ultra tiny penis

 

[nebulous]

Measuring penis's for the world record penis organization makes my job look much better.