why me? workplace humming and too much perfume

[hitjohn]

why is it some poeple have just a weird tendency to annoy even when they are just going about their day to day business. i sit here and the person next to me hums and sings , wears too much perfume. she sits there laughing at emails and talking to herself. she reads some emails out loud when they pertain to work to show she is doing something. also stomps her feet and has some uncontrollable shake in her legs when she is just sitting there that rattles the floor and cieling. seriously feels like a 3.0 on the richter scale sometimes. i think because she is always screwing around, she does all this for attention so people will think she is working.

the worst part is the humming though and laughing. when im on the phone with customers she sometimes busts out laughing and its like the whole side of this room is one giant speaker. sometimes i cant even remember what i was talkin about or doing.

the perfume thing is also pretty nasty. its some cheap perfume that mixes not so well with her cigarette stink.

sometimes i sure wish i did not sit next to someone like this.

why me.

 

[GiorgioFurioso]

Fess up, you just wanna hit... :laughing

 

[Sane_Man]

why is it some poeple have just a weird tendency to annoy even when they are just going about their day to day business. i sit here and the person next to me hums and sings , wears too much perfume. she sits there laughing at emails and talking to herself. she reads some emails out loud when they pertain to work to show she is doing something. also stomps her feet and has some uncontrollable shake in her legs when she is just sitting there that rattles the floor and cieling. seriously feels like a 3.0 on the richter scale sometimes. i think because she is always screwing around, she does all this for attention so people will think she is working.

the worst part is the humming though and laughing. when im on the phone with customers she sometimes busts out laughing and its like the whole side of this room is one giant speaker. sometimes i cant even remember what i was talkin about or doing.

the perfume thing is also pretty nasty. its some cheap perfume that mixes not so well with her cigarette stink.

sometimes i sure wish i did not sit next to someone like this.

why me.

For a minute there, I thought you worked next to me. :laughing

I have this ass, who works on the opposite side of my cube who does the E-X-A-C-T-L-Y the same thing, minus the perfume. Except he does it so loud it bothers people in an eight-cube radius., and he whistles the same fucking song every day!!!! He hollars for people that far away instead of walking his ass down to their cube. Plus, if he hears you talking to someone on the phone or in your cube, he will walk over or hollar out his advice!!

He said this workplace is to serious, so it's his duty to bring joy and laughter to lighten everyone up. :rolleyes

He doesn't see your side of it when you tell him to STFU, saying that words don't bother him. He's the lap dog to the Head Cheese, so upper management won't do anything.

I feel your pain.

 

[Mickey_D100]

IBTS!!!!

 

[budbandit]

Yes, very annoying, but not really moto related is it?

 

[Mickey_D100]

Re: Re: why me? workplace humming and too much perfume

For a minute there, I thought you worked next to me. :laughing

I have this ass, who works on the opposite side of my cube who does the E-X-A-C-T-L-Y the same thing, minus the perfume. Except he does it so loud it bothers people in an eight-cube radius., and he whistles the same fucking song every day!!!! He hollars for people that far away instead of walking his ass down to their cube. Plus, if he hears you talking to someone on the phone or in your cube, he will walk over or hollar out his advice!!

He said this workplace is to serious, so it's his duty to bring joy and laughter to lighten everyone up. :rolleyes

He doesn't see your side of it when you tell him to STFU, saying that words don't bother him. He's the lap dog to the Head Cheese, so upper management won't do anything.

I feel your pain.

I might add that it could be time for a Fecalgram. :teeth

Alas, I just checked and they're now closed. www.fecalgram.com Might be time for the real thing then! :laughing

 

[hitjohn]

Yes, very annoying, but not really moto related is it?

i agree, not moto related, but that damn smell after work it affects me while riding. its almost as potent as the portable toilet air freshners. i cant concentrate on riding or maintaining a proper following distance.

oh yeah, thanks for the info about speedohealer. i think after i get new used speedo in the mail and get it together i will get the speedo healer to correct the readings!

 

[hitjohn]

Re: Re: why me? workplace humming and too much perfume

For a minute there, I thought you worked next to me. :laughing

I have this ass, who works on the opposite side of my cube who does the E-X-A-C-T-L-Y the same thing, minus the perfume. Except he does it so loud it bothers people in an eight-cube radius., and he whistles the same fucking song every day!!!! He hollars for people that far away instead of walking his ass down to their cube. Plus, if he hears you talking to someone on the phone or in your cube, he will walk over or hollar out his advice!!

He said this workplace is to serious, so it's his duty to bring joy and laughter to lighten everyone up. :rolleyes

He doesn't see your side of it when you tell him to STFU, saying that words don't bother him. He's the lap dog to the Head Cheese, so upper management won't do anything.

I feel your pain.

man, that is a pretty tough situation as well. i once worked in this office where the guy next to me was a big fan of renaissance faires. he spoke in a weird accent even though he was from california but he had been to so many events he started adopting the accent to everyday life. he would pop off comments in "Ye Olde English" style and pretent he was sword fishing and stuff. It was a trip.

he got canned one day when someone from the big office upstairs saw him looking at gay porn on the internet early one morning. We were hiring an hour after he left.

So Ye Must Stoppeth The Porneth!

 

[Hoologan]

Why can't you just tell her to STFU? Or talk to your manager about moving cubes or something.

You have more patience than me just by showing up to work everyday. I am working on a project for Countrywide home loans in Plano, TX right now, and when I walk through the sea of 3 ft high cubicals I just cringe. Not one person is fucking off, surfing the net, barfing, or whatever. Fuck, I couldn't hang with that shit. If I didn't barf while working, I would never have time.

 

[Kinipeli]

I'll trade any of you! I have a co-worker that leaves a freakin' vapor trail of his nasty a$$ alcohol. I haven't been able to pin point as to what it is, but I think it's whiskey. Plus, he has this even more annoying cackle that just drives me up the wall. Uggh.

 

[hitjohn]

Why can't you just tell her to STFU? Or talk to your manager about moving cubes or something.

You have more patience than me just by showing up to work everyday. I am working on a project for Countrywide home loans in Plano, TX right now, and when I walk through the sea of 3 ft high cubicals I just cringe. Not one person is fucking off, surfing the net, barfing, or whatever. Fuck, I couldn't hang with that shit. If I didn't barf while working, I would never have time.

thats what i need! a job that i can travel with! man, how i wish for a getaway right now.

 

[hitjohn]

I'll trade any of you! I have a co-worker that leaves a freakin' vapor trail of his nasty a$$ alcohol. I haven't been able to pin point as to what it is, but I think it's whiskey. Plus, he has this even more annoying cackle that just drives me up the wall. Uggh.

:laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing

man, too funny, i think there is one at every office.

 

[weasel]

I sit next to the same person except mine just complains all day, talks to her self, and wears some shitty vanilla body spray.

Do what I did, if she sprays perfume or gets to close to you sneez, cough and say "damn, I think I'm alergic to your perfume"

It's works like a charm

 

[weak_link]

I used to work in a small office with a chronic whistler. I feel your pain.

 

[kiltwearinfool]

Yes, very annoying, but not really moto related is it?

Hey hitjohn, welcome back! You haven't posted in a long time - I was wondering what you were up to a couple weeks ago. Good to see you're still riding! PM me, we gotta catch up. Seen Sean lately?

John

 

[hitjohn]

Hey hitjohn, welcome back! You haven't posted in a long time - I was wondering what you were up to a couple weeks ago. Good to see you're still riding! PM me, we gotta catch up. Seen Sean lately?

John

John! good to see you again. I am kind of riding and kind of not. getting my bike together one piece at a time!

Hope you are doing well. Sean is workin at a bmw moto shop somewhere as far as my friend Paul said. I dont know for sure though!

I'll hit you up in a bit!

john

 

[tsyoung]

You didn't tell us if she's hot.

 

[Bad Santa]

You didn't tell us if she's hot.

Well... is she?

This thread is worthless without pictures....

 

[petehed]

When I first read the title, I thought it was about getting a hummer at work from a girl with too much perfume and somehow the too much perfume got you into trouble...



er.. yeah... ne'ermind.

 

[hitjohn]

so as for what she looks like, you folks ever see the movie Office Space?

You remmeber the woman answering the phone. I think her name is Nina?

Well, thats about it.