Cash money? Maybe a BARF'er will do it.
If any BARFer is interested, send me a PM.
The preferred payment may be Noncovertable Elbonian Pesos, or perhaps pillows, but I'm pretty sure that US$ may be bargained for.
This is just overnight Saturday night. 8 hours, maybe 8.5 hours. Low risk of anything happening (especially since it's in a locked area) but still offers piece of mind that someone can call 911 should someone try to take the equipment.
(If I lived in San Jose, I could probably find someone.)