What would Yoda say...

[scratch]

if he rode a motorcycle?

"Commit to turn. Or, do not. There is no try."

 

[CockyRooster]

Force strong. Need 'Busa.

 

[MtnRacer]

In before the move to general... I hope. :facepalm

Steve

 

[xgambit]

hope leads to wishing...wishing leads to dreaming...and dreaming leads to buttsex

 

[yodaisgod]

Slow, this bike is. Needs more turbo, hmm?!

 

[tuxumino]

shit you ain't , if stunt you not

 

[JakesKTM]

Time the All, Gear the All

 

[ironliver]

 

[V4]

" size matters not..." may make sense riding a ninja 250 but you don't hear about a "Mrs. Yoda" in any Star Wars movies either....

 

[westie]

“Motards are the path to the dark side. Harley's lead to anger. Anger leads to a Buell. Buells lead to suffering!"

 

[V4]

“Motards the path to the dark side. Harley's lead to anger. Anger leads to a Buell. Buells lead to suffering!"

:laughing

 

[westie]

“Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Moto-Racer. My own paddock will I keep on who is to be trained. A Moto-Racer must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he crashed bike... on the track, on the street. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Trophies. Heh. Paddock Girls. Heh. A Moto-Racer craves not these things. You are Anthony Gobert yes.(space squid)”

 

[HappyHighwayman]

Yoda's lucky....he'll save thousands because he can just ride a pocketbike as a full size.

 

[jacksprat]

Ghey this thread is. Mmm.

 

[MtnRacer]

Ghey this thread is. Mmm.

Everything Lucas touches turns to shit these days, why should BARF be any different? :dunno

Steve

 

[scratch]

Maybe I should change the thread title to, "Yoda Rhymes", to make it more challenging.

"Not ghey, I say"

 

[Mike T]

“Motards are the path to the dark side. Harley's lead to anger. Anger leads to a Buell. Buells lead to suffering!"

:laughing :rofl the best one so far :thumbup good one westie

 

[Abacinator]

:wtf Gandalf, is that not?

 

[Lylith]

:wtf Gandalf, is that not?

That's what I was going to say. Fantastic fail, that is.

 

[Abacinator]

:wtf Gandalf, is that not?