Vicky's (Mrtnz) B-day Debauchery - Wed. 12/3

J

JenNjuice4

Well-known member
Our very own Vicky (aka Mrtnz) has been talking about going to a strip club for months...what better way than to "devirginize" her by celebrating her birthday at THE GOLD CLUB?!?

The details:
WHEN: WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 3rd, 6:30ish PM - ???
WHERE: THE GOLD CLUB, 650 Howard Street, San Francisco.
COST: There is NO COVER before 7PM, so get in while it's free, and then spend your cash on a drinks, food, and (of course) lap dances for the birthday girl or other friends! After 7PM, it's $20/person.

This is an "upscale" gentlemen's club, so please try to behave yourselves!!!

Who's in???
 
mrtnz

mrtnz

mär-'tE-(")nez
WOO HOO! :boobies

Thanks Jen! What more can I ask for a birthday gift (aside from seeing and feeling my boyfriend's fine naked ass)!?!

No lap dances for me please! I might get scared! Really!
 
Roundboy

Roundboy

THE ROUNDFATHER
hahhahahaah

:laughing


Vicky
don't get scurd......for a woman that can lanesplit as well as you do....remember that day on 101? what a dogfight!!!! you shouldn't be scurd of nothing'
:hand

I'll do my best to make it but work this month is craziieieee:mad :cry
 
rsrai

rsrai

Well-known member
mrtnz said:
WOO HOO! :boobies

Thanks Jen! What more can I ask for a birthday gift (aside from seeing and feeling my boyfriend's fine naked ass)!?!

No lap dances for me please! I might get scared! Really!
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mrtnz

mrtnz

mär-'tE-(")nez
THANKS EVERYONE! My birthday is actually on Sunday, Dec 7th. We're just celebrating in advance. :boobies :teeth Those who can't make it to the strip club, see you at the Wed Family BARF Meet! :port
 
dedge

dedge

Well-known member
happy birthday vicky! i will try to make it to the gold club to help you celebrate your b-day, but since i am on my way to the dentist in a minute, i am not sure how long it will take. so i might just see you at family's.
 
Melissa

Melissa

Peace,Love and Harmony
kiltwearinfool said:
Something about me getting on stage after too many drinks & answering the old question about what's under the Kilt. I have to go by their version of the story though, I don't remember much.
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OMG, that was you doin the lil jig!!!!
We enjoyed your debauchery immensely but were rather disturbed when 4 of the working girls took you off the stage and disappeared for a few hours.
What the heck happened to you?
Melissa : )
 
ToNiC

ToNiC

R6gin
Happy B Day

Happy Birthday Vicky...phew, good thing I didn't audition for a job there! lol

~gin

;)
 
mrtnz

mrtnz

mär-'tE-(")nez
Thanks to everyone who made it! It was "scary" the first few hours coz there were half naked women on stage! Eventually, I did warm up and had lots of fun! I got home at 2am! We went to 5 strip clubs - Gold's Club, Garden of Eden, Lusty Lady, Centerfold and Showgirls - and to 1 adult sex store! I got 2 lap dances too! WOO HOO! I will never forget this! THANK YOU!
 
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Roundboy

Roundboy

THE ROUNDFATHER
I have dated two strippers

Really I have.......so I know the scene very well....

I wish I could have been there. For a man with oh....about 4-5 vehicles not one of them is running to perfection and I just couldn't make it......

I'm sorry...but Happy birthday in advance. Enjoy the 7th.


On behalf of TMU and the Roundtable.....I wish we were there to add to the festivities......


xoxoxoxoxox:teeth
 
J

JenNjuice4

Well-known member
mrtnz [/i][b] It was "scary" the first few hours coz there were half naked women on stage![/b][/quote]...but by the time we went to Garden of Eden said:
Eventually, I did warm up and had lots of fun!
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...THAT's the understatement of the year! I swear Vicki mentioned in Centerfolds that she could dance too!!!

Seriously though, I had lots of fun on the strip joint crawl, too. I just can't believe we hit up THAT many places...6.5 hours of T&A?!? I think we filled the quota for a while!

The most memorable moments for me:
The flexi-lady, the Ukranian, and of course, Midori (I'm SURE that's her real name) from The Gold Club. Vicky having a full conversation during her lapdance. "Help me strap my bra!"
Bruised butts, coochie facials, and gheeetttooo ass girls at Garden of Eden. "Where's your dollars?!?" - I swear I'm traumatized. "She licked my ________." :shhh
The SMELL at Lusty Ladies. :green (not to mention the man juice stain on the window and the hanging ____ - Austin, you KNOW what I'm talkin' 'bout!) After that, I was TRULY scarred for life.
The Apple Butt at Centerfolds. :teeth
"4 for 1?!? 4 for 1!!!!!"
"Those are MY boobs!" :angel
"Does she speak English?" :laughing
"Rolling up" to the stages!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VICKY! Let's do this again in 2004!!! :teeth
 
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