Today on the rainy commute....

[planegray]

Ode to Technology;
Yea verily, though I ride through the valley of paint strips and bots dots in the rain, I shall fear no evil; for thou are with me; thy PR4 GT’s thy ABS they comfort me.





and for our technology luddites; git out yer typewriter television and whack out your own ode :x

 

[vorhese]

Fuck Bott and his Dots

 

[NeverSayDie]

Today is a first test of traction control and ABS in the rain. They help substantially. Tis a triumph!

 

[mean dad]

He had an epiphany on his commute this morning
And wanted to share this rainy day warning.
He's extolling the virtues of tires du jour
And very excited he's slipping no more.

With the advent of trickery like ABS brakes
He is free to decide which chances he takes.
While his brakes make it safer to ride in wet weather
It's still a good choice to wear suits made of leather.

You never know when an innocent cager
Will suddenly flip and become a road-rager
Due mostly to pressure from life or from work
It really won't matter if you're the one hurt.

So take his advice and upgrade your tires
And ride a moto that's controlled by wires.
But always remember the people in cars
Are the ones most likely to leave you with scars.

 

[planegray]

He had an epiphany on his commute this morning
And wanted to share this rainy day warning.
He's extolling the virtues of tires du jour
And very excited he's slipping no more.

With the advent of trickery like ABS brakes
He is free to decide which chances he takes.
While his brakes make it safer to ride in wet weather
It's still a good choice to wear suits made of leather.

You never know when an innocent cager
Will suddenly flip and become a road-rager
Due mostly to pressure from life or from work
It really won't matter if you're the one hurt.

So take his advice and upgrade your tires
And ride a moto that's controlled by wires.
But always remember the people in cars
Are the ones most likely to leave you with scars.

Oh dayuum !! :applause :hail

 

[89fj]

A cunning linguist :laughing

 

[VicTim]

Where's Lou when you need him.:afm199:rofl

 

[moto-rama]

He had an epiphany on his commute this morning
And wanted to share this rainy day warning.
He's extolling the virtues of tires du jour
And very excited he's slipping no more.

With the advent of trickery like ABS brakes
He is free to decide which chances he takes.
While his brakes make it safer to ride in wet weather
It's still a good choice to wear suits made of leather.

You never know when an innocent cager
Will suddenly flip and become a road-rager
Due mostly to pressure from life or from work
It really won't matter if you're the one hurt.

So take his advice and upgrade your tires
And ride a moto that's controlled by wires.
But always remember the people in cars
Are the ones most likely to leave you with scars.

That.

 

[redtail]

He had an epiphany on his commute this morning
...

:applause

 

[CocoLoco]

Dark clouds gather
To add complexity
Manage the throttle
Take care with the brakes
Fly me to the warmth of home
On wings of grace
In the gathering storm

 

[kuksul08]

He had an epiphany on his commute this morning
And wanted to share this rainy day warning.
He's extolling the virtues of tires du jour
And very excited he's slipping no more.

With the advent of trickery like ABS brakes
He is free to decide which chances he takes.
While his brakes make it safer to ride in wet weather
It's still a good choice to wear suits made of leather.

You never know when an innocent cager
Will suddenly flip and become a road-rager
Due mostly to pressure from life or from work
It really won't matter if you're the one hurt.

So take his advice and upgrade your tires
And ride a moto that's controlled by wires.
But always remember the people in cars
Are the ones most likely to leave you with scars.

I feel like you need some kind of award for this.

 

[CocoLoco]

I feel like you need some kind of award for this.

+1
And it was done in ~30min or less.

 

[tuxumino]

slow down you split too fast
gotta make the commute last
by chilling your delta
and not riding their ass

and feelin' groovy

 

[BeksNY]

I nominate for Best of BARF. :applause to all

 

[GPzPop]

Ride in the rainy
Night time commute, the cagers
won't see you splitting

 

[NeverSayDie]

He had an epiphany on his commute this morning
And wanted to share this rainy day warning.
He's extolling the virtues of tires du jour
And very excited he's slipping no more.

With the advent of trickery like ABS brakes
He is free to decide which chances he takes.
While his brakes make it safer to ride in wet weather
It's still a good choice to wear suits made of leather.

You never know when an innocent cager
Will suddenly flip and become a road-rager
Due mostly to pressure from life or from work
It really won't matter if you're the one hurt.

So take his advice and upgrade your tires
And ride a moto that's controlled by wires.
But always remember the people in cars
Are the ones most likely to leave you with scars.

Shakespeare on one wheel :thumbup

 

[tzrider]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose valves were shim under bucket
ABS was a boon
For the coming monsoon
But learning the price he said fuck it.

 

[CocoLoco]

:thumbup

 

[Entoptic]

He had an epiphany on his commute this morning
And wanted to share this rainy day warning.
He's extolling the virtues of tires du jour
And very excited he's slipping no more.

With the advent of trickery like ABS brakes
He is free to decide which chances he takes.
While his brakes make it safer to ride in wet weather
It's still a good choice to wear suits made of leather.

You never know when an innocent cager
Will suddenly flip and become a road-rager
Due mostly to pressure from life or from work
It really won't matter if you're the one hurt.

So take his advice and upgrade your tires
And ride a moto that's controlled by wires.
But always remember the people in cars
Are the ones most likely to leave you with scars.

so dope. Well played MeanDad!

 

[mean dad]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose valves were shim under bucket
ABS was a boon
For the coming monsoon
But learning the price he said fuck it.

Can you tell that I'm bored here at work?
Today I can do much more than lurk
I can spend all my time
Trying to rhyme
And still come across as a jerk.