The, "STFU, I'm sick" thread

[B-Cuz]

3 weeks and counting of a flu strand that is barely hanging on but enough to piss me off and cause issues.

 

[*Tina*]

Rub some dirt on it

 

[Cyclesuzy]

I am still recovering from whatever bug I had last week. But I feel tons better. Hope you do too B!

 

[Cycle61]

Punch it in the face.

 

[MtnRacer]

:rip

Steve

 

[Cali]

Pour some Robitussin on it. More Tussin! More Tussin!

 

[DrSwade]

At the risk of sounding like a crazy hippy, herbal, occupy person:

There is an herb available in tincture form called Boneset also know as Thoroughwort.
(Eupatorium perfoliatum). Available from the vendor Herb Pharm.
Take a 1 or 2 droppers full of this stuff with some water and then take the hottest bath your 'nads can stand. (I actually use a sauna). Go directly to bed, wrap up in warm blankets and then sweat all night long. You may find you wake up fine.?.

I was told about this method years ago and tried it when I felt a cold coming on. Killed it.
I have used this every time I have felt a cold coming on for over 10 years and only once did it fail.
Every person I have turned on to this method have had great results.
Hopefully for you it will work with a persistent cold.

 

[Ant]

Takes about a month to recover completely. I had the same flu 7-8 months ago and the doc said just ride it out.

 

[MikeyRocks]

Been dealing with a nasty cold for a week and a half now, coughing up all sorts of lovely lung butter. Luckily it hasn't developed into a flu or anything worse, but I can't wait to start feeling better, I wanna hit the slopes already. :teeth

 

[CBR Warrior]

Awww Brandon~

 

[MtnRacer]

At the risk of sounding like a crazy hippy, herbal, occupy person:

There is an herb available in tincture form called Boneset also know as Thoroughwort.
(Eupatorium perfoliatum). Available from the vendor Herb Pharm.
Take a 1 or 2 droppers full of this stuff with some water and then take the hottest bath your 'nads can stand. (I actually use a sauna). Go directly to bed, wrap up in warm blankets and then sweat all night long. You may find you wake up fine.?.

I was told about this method years ago and tried it when I felt a cold coming on. Killed it.
I have used this every time I have felt a cold coming on for over 10 years and only once did it fail.
Every person I have turned on to this method have had great results.
Hopefully for you it will work with a persistent cold.

Crazy hippy!

Now mail me my remote. :teeth

Steve

 

[Squidly McSmearstain]

I have a fucking cold. Can't taste shit. I LOVE Thanksgiving, and the meal is going to be bland and tasteless. Sigh......... Fucking cold.:mad

 

[V4]

put some vick's vaporrub on the BOTTOM of your feet....

 

[MtnRacer]

I have a fucking cold. Can't taste shit. I LOVE Thanksgiving, and the meal is going to be bland and tasteless. Sigh......... Fucking cold.:mad

Now that is a real first world problem. Happened to me a few years ago, I feel for you brother.

Steve

 

[m_asim]

It's not flu. Njy ur AIDS.

P.S. I have been down with flu for the past two weeks. Not even the spiciest of Thai food is waking up my taste buds :cry

 

[Cyclesuzy]

put some vick's vaporrub on the BOTTOM of your feet....

I heard this recently ... same person told me rubbing it on my :boobies would give me pneumonia ... :wtf Do you know if that's true?

FWIW, I haven't used Vicks in years but now I iz scared to.

 

[MtnRacer]

I heard this recently ... same person told me rubbing it on my :boobies would give me pneumonia ... :wtf Do you know if that's true?

FWIW, I haven't used Vicks in years but now I iz scared to.

There's only one way to find out! Your medicine cabinet or mine?

Steve

 

[Bowling4Bikes]

that's what you get for beating me in fantasy hockey

 

[VTRZA]

walk it off, baby :3

 

[JesasaurusRex]

lul, your immune system is ghey