The Most Canadian thing you will read today

[wazzuFreddo]

Man drives Zamboni to Tim Horton's :thumbup

http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/2016/12...man-drove-to-tim-hortons-in-zamboni-oh-canada

 

[JesasaurusRex]

Would have been a better story if he was drunk

 

[Cycle61]

And apologizing

 

[westie]

Would have been better if he was saying,"I'm gonna kill you in 5 minutes!"

 

[mototireguy]

Roads were icy?

 

[asdfghwy]

did you just assume his nationality

 

[KrustyKruser]

did you just assume his nationality

The headline when clicking link says "Canadian man drives Zamboni to tim hortons" :confused

 

[wazzuFreddo]

did you just assume his nationality

Yes, because only a Canadian would take it to a Tim Horton's.

These dudes in Boise failed miserably by going to a Burger King :wtf

http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle...ers-fired-after-trip-to-fast-food-drive-thru/

 

[russ69]

Hey, I needed a Molson and a fag...for Boxing day.

 

[rsrider]

Would have been better if he was saying,"I'm gonna kill you in 5 minutes!"

Deadpool reference is even more circular if you consider that Ryan Reynolds (Deadpool) is Canadian. Born in Vancouver, BC.

 

[westie]

Deadpool reference is even more circular if you consider that Ryan Reynolds (Deadpool) is Canadian. Born in Vancouver, BC.

No doot aboot it eh!

 

[Blankpage]

Hey, I needed a Molson and a fag...for Boxing day.

Fag? You might have your commonwealth nations mixed up.

 

[russ69]

Fag? You might have your commonwealth nations mixed up.

Nope. I lived in Canada. Pretty common up there (in my day).

 

[JesasaurusRex]

Build the wall!!

 

[Blankpage]

Build the wall!!

Build it out of snow reinforced with icicles.

 

[Bay Arean]

It didn't say whether he ordered poutine or not. So.....

 

[carries an axe]

Tim Hortons looks about as crap as Dunkin' Donuts

 

[JesasaurusRex]

Their chicken salad sandwich is on point towards the end of the evening when you're shit faced. Ya, they're nothing special though. Gimme my coffee and croissant at the same damn time already and let me pick them up at the same damn counter!

 

[Blankpage]

I think the sandwiches at Tim Horton are made from mulched paper.