The Hipster Defense

[Marlowe]

I guess Hipsters are the new Twinkies?

“She’s doing great...without the negative influences of Daniel and the allure of Brooklyn,’’ said her lawyer John LoTurco. He said that Anderson needs to stay out of trouble for six months as part of her deal—which shouldn't be that hard now that she's living with her mom in Connecticut. “The allure of Brooklyn was her boyfriend’s circle of friends and the hipster lifestyle that was going on at that period of time — the drinking, the drugging,” LoTurco added.

From:

http://gothamist.com/2013/01/18/ex-hipster_blames_car_crash_mess_on.php

 

[Caddywumpus]

NO SLEEP TILL BROOKLYN!

yo

 

[auntiebling]

twinkies are now collectible, so i'm sure hipsters will be all over them like puch mopeds and sparkly half face helments

 

[planegray]

NO SLEEP TILL BROOKLYN!

yo

:laughing


'cause I be rockin this party 8 days a week :ride

 

[Asphaultnaut]

I knew brakeless fixies were dangerous but I didn't realize there was an addictive quality to them that required intervention.

maybe its the fumes from the ugly glasses and chain paint...or some weird version of that oxygen deprivation fetish but caused by stupidly tight jeans?