Stolen from the D36 newsletter

Butch

poseur
Staff member
OTHER FRIENDS Never ask for food.
MOTORCYCLE FRIENDS Are the reason you have no food.

OTHER FRIENDS Bring a bottle of wine to your party.
MOTORCYCLE FRIENDS Bring enough for everybody, help make the food, then stay to clean up and sleep it off afterwards.

OTHER FRIENDS Will come to your house warming party.
MOTORCYCLE FRIENDS Will help you move in and move out and party both times.

OTHER FRIENDS Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
MOTORCYCLE FRIENDS Call your parents Mom and Dad.

OTHER FRIENDS Have never seen you cry.
MOTORCYCLE FRIENDS Either make you cry or will cry with you.

OTHER FRIENDS Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
MOTORCYCLE FRIENDS Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours, but are willing to loan it back to you anytime.

OTHER FRIENDS Know a few things about you.
MOTORCYCLE FRIENDS Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

OTHER FRIENDS Will leave you behind if that’s what the crowd is doing.
MOTORCYCLE FRIENDS Will kick the butts of the whole crowd who left you.
OTHER FRIENDS Would knock on your door
MOTORCYCLE FRIENDS Walk right in and say, ‘I’m home!’

OTHER FRIENDS Will watch sports with you.
MOTORCYCLE FRIENDS Will take off of work to drive to an away game with you.

OTHER FRIENDS Will talk crap with people who talk crap about you.
MOTORCYCLE FRIENDS Will knock the crap out of them!

OTHER FRIENDS Are for a while.
MOTORCYCLE FRIENDS Are for life.

https://ama-d36.org/data/docs/D36News70.pdf
 
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