Where is your patience tested most? For me recently, it seems to be parking lots.
Down here in SLO we have a lot of folks who aren't natural-born drivers trying to maneuver Ford F-350s and such in areas better suited to Smart Cars. A few days ago I was trying to make a quick stop for groceries on the way home. Heading for the primo front-row motorcycle spot, I had to stop for an old goat trying to back his massive Dodge Ram out of a space without hitting the vehicles on the opposite side of the aisle. Must have taken him a full minute. I was yelling at him from inside my helmet: "Move that piece of shit!", etc., etc. Mothers were covering childrens' ears so they wouldn't learn any new vocabulary from the crazed motorcyclist.
That incident came to mind today when I read about a parking lot crash in Florida. Because I had let my event transpire in its own time--though hardly patiently--I wasn't in any danger. Unlike
this guy:
A 52-year-old man riding a motorcycle was injured after crashing into a car that was trying to pull into a parking space Thursday morning.
About 10 a.m., a motorcyclist tried to pass a car on the right side in the parking lot of Lowe’s, according to a news release from the DeFuniak Springs Police Department. The driver of the car was trying to pull into a parking space.
According to the news release, the rider crashed into the car and was injured. He was wearing a helmet. He was taken to Fort Walton Beach Medical Center, where he was in stable condition Thursday. Police said he was at fault for improper passing but had not been charged.
Chill in parking lots. Don't move any faster than you normally walk. Don't expect turn signals. Don't expect brake lights. Don't even expect backup lights.
Keep your head on a swivel. They can attack from any direction, at any moment. They'll swing right to turn left, swing left to turn right. They'll turn without signaling, signal without turning. They'll pull in, then back out immediately to re-insert and correct a skewed entry. Space is your absolute best friend. The more distance between you and other vehicles, the more time you'll have to evade a bogey.
You have to track multiple threats. You may have one handled, only to be surprised by another that escaped your attention. Beware of pedestrians. Beware of kids darting hither and thither. Beware of errant shopping carts. Beware of what might emerge from a space that's hidden from view by a large vehicle.
Sometimes the most dangerous part of the ride isn't the two hours of triple-digit corner carving, but the five-minute stop for a six-pack on the way home.