Oregon to allow pumping gas yourself.

[shouldnthave]

The comment section on this post is f**king GOLD!

https://www.facebook.com/KTVLNews10/posts/10159918059530323

Sorry, I know some of you don't have FB, but that's where the funny comments are.

 

[lam@barf]

The comment section on this post is f**king GOLD!

https://www.facebook.com/KTVLNews10/posts/10159918059530323

Sorry, I know some of you don't have FB, but that's where the funny comments are.

So copy and paste. If you're not going to bring enough for everyone then maybe you shouldn't bring them at all.

 

[Caddywumpus]

So copy and paste. If you're not going to bring enough for everyone then maybe you shouldn't bring them at all.

Happy New year. Be kind, rewind!

 

[shouldnthave]

So copy and paste. If you're not going to bring enough for everyone then maybe you shouldn't bring them at all.

I would have to take photos of thousands of comments. Don't make your life choices my problem. This isn't a Prius, it's an Internet forum.

 

[mean dad]

Don't need fb to read 'em. It'll keep asking you to log in but just tell it no.


Top comment so far:

Jim Bryant FEAR NOT OREGON!!!!

I've decided to move to Oregon to open a school to teach people how to pump their own gas. Short term business you say? HA! I will simply branch out and offer classes on such complicated things as:
1. Tying your own shoes.
2. Dressing yourself.
3. Operating a self checkout machine.
4. Dial your own phone.
5. Mow your own lawn.
6. Split your own firewood.
7. How to feed yourself.
8. Make your own dinner.
9. Wash, dry and fold your own laundry. (Extra charge as these are three classes taught separately)
10. Operating a can opener, manual and electric.
11. Counting past 10.
12. Wiping your own butt.

I understand Oregon, adulting is hard and sometimes you someone to show you how. I'm here for you.

 

[lam@barf]

Happy New year. Be kind, rewind!

Are you really so serious?

I don't think anyone cares that much about a passing, casual off-hand remark or that my opinion means so much to anyone.

 

[lam@barf]

I would have to take photos of thousands of comments. Don't make your life choices my problem. This isn't a Prius, it's an Internet forum.

So many pics? I had no idea 'copy and paste' was so complicated when you brought up some of us not being FB's bacon.

 

[byke]

Hmmm, he triples down. Thread has potential.

 

[Erbuck]

And the market for internet gas delivery services will grow...

Hmmm, I guess Purple and those other fill your car for you services will have a new market in Oregon.

http://purpleapp.com/


Some of the facebook comments are funny, but I'm having trouble feeling superior over people who didn't have to before, but now have to pump their own gas.

 

[CoorsLight]

More than 25,000 comments. I did my self a service and just read through some of them, even though I don't have FB. It was a gas!

 

[Kurosaki]

Cant' tell on many of the FB posts if they're serious or sarcasm.

 

[bikeama]

So copy and paste. If you're not going to bring enough for everyone then maybe you shouldn't bring them at all.

Comments are funny

 

[Bowling4Bikes]

More than 25,000 comments. I did my self a service and just read through some of them, even though I don't have FB. It was a gas!

clearly this is just a way to 'pump' up your post count.

 

[mikev]

3. Operating a self checkout machine.

There should legit be a test or some shit required before utilizing one of these. There are some dumb MFers who can't seem to figure it out.

Also a limit on items. Don't bring your 2 full goddamn carts to self checkout.

 

[UDRider]

Well there you go just another example of Kalifornia exporting it's komie culture. Stay strong Oregon!

 

[two wheel tramp]

It's been allowed in counties with fewer than 40,000 people for a while. In eastern Oregon last summer I pumped my gas most of the time. There's nothing shittier than rolling into town and needing to move on and realizing the gas station is closed.

 

[KrustyKruser]

Haha! That is comedic gold! If any of them are serious then it is even more funny. I'm looking to see if the the master Troll Ken posts up...

 

[Yakoo752]

There should legit be a test or some shit required before utilizing one of these. There are some dumb MFers who can't seem to figure it out.

Also a limit on items. Don't bring your 2 full goddamn carts to self checkout.

They go hand in hand. I can process my 2 carts, fully bagged, rolling out the door in the time it takes grandma to find her F*in checkbook.

 

[tuxumino]

Ben Larson This comment section is a prime example of Poe’s Law.

It is impossible to tell whether Oregon is full of lazy morons or perfect satirists.

 

[auntiebling]

i was once in... fucking willits, ca filing up at the gas pump when someone talked to me.

after the horror of interacting with someone wore off i had to chuckle a little because it was an Oregonian that had made it hundreds of miles south of the OR-CA border without getting additional fuel. They needed help operating the pump.

i have no doubt that there is genuine angst amongst the unmotivated fussbudgets and perpetually nervous in the population.