Old farts help! F@$&ing pee hole

[JakesKTM]

Omg I cannot pee no matter how hard I need to pee right now its f&$ng killing me!!!!!

 

[Mike95060]

Catheter cowboy in 3....2......

 

[JakesKTM]

:wow Nooooooooo

 

[littlebeast]

go to the hospital.

 

[mikev]

go to the hospital.

This. You need to go to the ER homie

 

[m_asim]

No bueno!

Get to a hospital STAT!

 

[JakesKTM]

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

I just took a shower and it helped. Drinking water now hoping that gets muscles relaxed - omg i drank two beers and it was like “nope you aint peein homie”

hardly ever drink anymore.... maybe a year since my last litre of pale ale. God is this what you planned for us as we age???

 

[two wheel tramp]

Please get yourself checked out!

 

[JakesKTM]

:cry yea i need to change my lifestyle - better diet - more wxcercise - water and salad :cry

 

[NB0tt]

Kidney stones?

 

[Entoptic]

No bullshit. Take a bath with the valgar special. That’s right, use epsom salt in the bath but please dont ingest it.

I’ve been where you are and the bath solved the issue. I have no idea why.

 

[nbean16]

I don't think this is home remedy time. Go to the hospital.

 

[bikeama]

Hospital NOW. FlowMax will be your friend later.

 

[SM610]

Theres air in the system. Have someone pump the brakes while you burp the bubbles out of the bleeder valve...

...or, do what these other people say. I'm not a mechanic anymore.

:teeth

 

[Johndicezx9]

Coors Light... do they still sell the "Party Balls"?

Seriously, get checked out, soon.

As an aside: Any pain in your lower back? Usually a sign of kidneys making stones.

 

[Abacinator]

Yeah, I'd call a doctor

 

[Yakoo752]

Rub one out, it should relax the prostate

 

[NB0tt]

Rub one out, it should relax the prostate

Better yet, give yourself a prostate message manually.








:rofl

 

[lefty]

Damn!! I'm sorry to hear this. Get better soon.

I'm 55 and I have the opposite problem- I pee all the time. When I was young, I never understood those commercials with the jingle that "gotta go, gotta go right now". It showed guys looking at sprinklers, waterfalls, etc, and having to go bad.

Now, I wash my hands after going pee, and I have to pee again!!

 

[JakesKTM]

woke up this morning normal :wtf

I think its a sign to start eating right and excercising and laying off the caffiene. More water intake as well.

Getting old(er) sucks!!