Ok, which one of you evaded the CHP last night on the Bay Bridge?

[ZCrow]

Who was the lucky squid that evaded CHP last night on the Bay Bridge?

https://twitter.com/abc7newsbayarea/status/984304021056860161

 

[Junkie]

Runner on a stolen bike? Too bad they weren't allowed to PIT him.

 

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It's only a felony if you look in your mirrors.

 

[Lucky Jones]

It wasn't me, "I was home all night...reading....the...bible! yeah, that's the ticket."

 

[Rumbo Sur]

I Am Spartacus!
:teeth

 

[bunnygoat]

more like Farticus.

 

[ilikefood]

Wait, so they were chasing the bike, and it went on the bridge, crossed the bridge, and then disappeared into SF? And the cops weren't able to call someone on the other side, or on Treasure Island, and block the highway and catch the guy? :wtf

 

[T100]

Bank robbers or murder suspect....maybe. Stolen bike, no way Jose.

 

[JHicks]

Sorry guys didn’t see behind me

 

[fast4d]

criminals, SF is your safe haven.

cops there don't care about property crimes.

 

[i_am_the_koi]

We had one around Berryessa last night too...
Same guy?

 

[Entoptic]

This is why I ride with no mirrors. Can't see it, didn't happen.

 

[two wheel tramp]

On my phone it looks like he's popping a wheelie.

 

[ZCrow]

On my phone it looks like he's popping a wheelie.

Could be but the photo also looks like the aspect ratio was compressed horizontally. Hard to tell. That would be extra brazen. Victory lap into SF?

 

[LakeMerrit]

On my phone it looks like he's popping a wheelie.

If they weren't popping a willy, I'd be disappointed.

 

[rudolfs001]

Could be but the photo also looks like the aspect ratio was compressed horizontally. Hard to tell. That would be extra brazen. Victory lap into SF?

Definitely, look how squished those cars are.

 

[2strokeYardSale]

Runner on a stolen bike? Too bad they weren't allowed to PIT him.

Goes from officer to dispatch to Twitter as possibly stolen motorcycle, then to BARF as stolen. This is why we can't have nice things.

Signed,
Possibly Obviously Probably Intoxicated

 

[Toad]

We had one around Berryessa last night too...
Same guy?

I don't even slow down for them up there, they all drive turd explorers, it's not evading if they never get close enough to even initiate a pullover and I'm just going the same speed as I was before...

If they get directly behind me and I see red lights in my mirrors then I will pull over.

 

[MarktheShark]

I don't even slow down for them up there, they all drive turd explorers, it's not evading if they never get close enough to even initiate a pullover and I'm just going the same speed as I was before...

If they get directly behind me and I see red lights in my mirrors then I will pull over.

be careful lol, those turds are just shells on a Taurus Turboed chasis, balls fast! Don't assume for a second they are slow. Just cash out on the lane splitting, they got no chance.

 

[295566]

be careful lol, those turds are just shells on a Taurus Turboed chasis, balls fast! Don't assume for a second they are slow. Just cash out on the lane splitting, they got no chance.

Very few of them are actually turbocharged, and the NA V6 isn't exactly quick, especially after all the LE gear that's thrown on.