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MtnRacer

MtnRacer

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A guy goes into his dentist's office, because something is wrong with his mouth. After a brief examination, the dentist exclaims, "Holy Smoke! That plate I installed in your mouth about six months ago has nearly completely corroded! What on earth have you been eating?" "Well... the only thing I can think of is this... my wife made me some asparagus about four months ago with this stuff on it... Hollandaise sauce she called it... and doctor, I'm talkin' DELICIOUS! I've never tasted anything like it, and ever since then I've been putting it on everything... meat, fish, toast, vegetables... you name it!"

"That's probably it," replied the dentist "Hollandaise sauce is made with lemon juice, which is acidic and highly corrosive. It seems as thought I'll have to install a new plate, but made out of chrome this time."

"Why chrome?" the man asked.

"Well, everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"


:twofinger

Steve
 
Paulo666

Paulo666

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:facepalm



So I was milking this cow this morning when a fly flew right into the cows ear. I kept milking her when all of a sudden the fly shoots right into the bucket of milk.

I guess it went in one ear and out the udder :twofinger
 
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mean dad

mean dad

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Guy develops a weird problem. Every time he has to pass gas, it makes a "honda" sound. The guy is trippin, like what the fuck? Why does my flatulence sound like the word "honda"?
He talks to his doctor, who runs tests and can't find anything wrong. He asks a friend what he might think, and the friend tells him to go see a dentist. He has no idea why the fuck he would see a dentist, but he goes anyway.
The dentist checks him out, and finds an abscessed tooth. He takes care of the tooth and sends the man on his way.
When he gets home, he feels the need to pass gas, and it sounds like a regular fart, and he is happy.
Later, he asks his friend how he knew a dentist was needed. His friend replies "Easy. Everyone knows abscess makes the fart go "honda".
 
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