Buloong
Well-known member
Warning: Long and stinks.
Cliff note: Shit everywhere.
12/23
715 - Wake up. Oops, looks like the toilet clogged. No problem, I just pee while taking the shower.
730 - Walk the dog. Check BARF. Check Facebook. Read some morning news.
800 - Consider plunging the toilet but give up because I have to do a presentation in the office @ 900. So I need to arrive @ 830 to prep.
930 - Done presentation. Boss: "I think XYZ already presented this 5 year ago! <In other word, fuck you and your shitty presentation>". XYZ is on vacation so can't clarify. And the key program in the presentation is version 2011. But whatever :rolleyes
1500 - Office close early :banana. Go for a ride :ride.
1700 - Home. Plunge no worky. Must go buy a toilet snake.
1800 - Home again with a toilet snake...... HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS FUCKING H. CHRIST!!! Shit, toilet paper, and shit juice are all over the bathroom floor. This can't fucking be true. I didn't shit in this toilet in two-three days to honor the "poo at work, benefit" spirit. Where the fuck are all that shit coming from? Need to stop and think.
Oh my Buddha, it must be the main line clogged right below my toilet so when the two units above mine poop and pee, they come right out from mine. Quickly call them to stop using their toilet.
2130 - A plumber comes with a hand snake. Nope. Another one comes with an electric one, 75' long but thin. Hack out my shitter and start snaking. Pull out a tampon :wtf Still clogged. They give up after 1 hour and leave.
2300 - Go buy bleach, lots of bleach. Clean the room up a bit in disgust.
100 - Go to bed. Remember the last meal was the office breakfast before my presentation. Probably a good thing.
12/24
800 - Wake up. Pee in sink.
1000 - Another plumber arrives. This time with a huge toilet snake. I call it an Anaconda. Yep. It did the job this time. Put the shitter back in. Run a test. It works... but look, water is coming out from the side of the tank. A crack. Fuck. One trip to Home Depot and over $400 less rich and I have a new shiny shitter.
1400 - Plumber leaves and I start clean up the mess. Several occasions I think it is good enough then the image of shit and paper and tampon floating in shit juice flashes back. I start over. For 4 hours.
And that is the end of it. Ho Ho Ho.
Hope you all had a great Christmas with nothing like this.
Cliff note: Shit everywhere.
12/23
715 - Wake up. Oops, looks like the toilet clogged. No problem, I just pee while taking the shower.
730 - Walk the dog. Check BARF. Check Facebook. Read some morning news.
800 - Consider plunging the toilet but give up because I have to do a presentation in the office @ 900. So I need to arrive @ 830 to prep.
930 - Done presentation. Boss: "I think XYZ already presented this 5 year ago! <In other word, fuck you and your shitty presentation>". XYZ is on vacation so can't clarify. And the key program in the presentation is version 2011. But whatever :rolleyes
1500 - Office close early :banana. Go for a ride :ride.
1700 - Home. Plunge no worky. Must go buy a toilet snake.
1800 - Home again with a toilet snake...... HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS FUCKING H. CHRIST!!! Shit, toilet paper, and shit juice are all over the bathroom floor. This can't fucking be true. I didn't shit in this toilet in two-three days to honor the "poo at work, benefit" spirit. Where the fuck are all that shit coming from? Need to stop and think.
Oh my Buddha, it must be the main line clogged right below my toilet so when the two units above mine poop and pee, they come right out from mine. Quickly call them to stop using their toilet.
2130 - A plumber comes with a hand snake. Nope. Another one comes with an electric one, 75' long but thin. Hack out my shitter and start snaking. Pull out a tampon :wtf Still clogged. They give up after 1 hour and leave.
2300 - Go buy bleach, lots of bleach. Clean the room up a bit in disgust.
100 - Go to bed. Remember the last meal was the office breakfast before my presentation. Probably a good thing.
12/24
800 - Wake up. Pee in sink.
1000 - Another plumber arrives. This time with a huge toilet snake. I call it an Anaconda. Yep. It did the job this time. Put the shitter back in. Run a test. It works... but look, water is coming out from the side of the tank. A crack. Fuck. One trip to Home Depot and over $400 less rich and I have a new shiny shitter.
1400 - Plumber leaves and I start clean up the mess. Several occasions I think it is good enough then the image of shit and paper and tampon floating in shit juice flashes back. I start over. For 4 hours.
And that is the end of it. Ho Ho Ho.
Hope you all had a great Christmas with nothing like this.
