new to oakland questions

[grandmastershake]

just moved to Oakland and have a few questions

How long should i wait till i get a "thug life" tattoo?

should i change my name to "h-40, too tall, crazy legs Howie" or "h-pac"?

what is proper sideshow etiquette and when is it deemed proper to start one?

is my car a "slumper, scraper, or a whip?"

when ghost riding the whip should i focus more on style or proper form.

is carrying a .45 a faux pas? seems that a "nine" is the fashionably conservative side arm of choice.

is ok to get hyphy without drinking some of the prerequisite hyphy juice?

 

[Ant]

:rip

 

[planegray]

I dunno about the other stuff, but .45 ammo is too damn hard to find, go with the 9

 

[NONCENTS]

It seem's like you are headed in the right direction , you got all the lingo down . Pageing Hooli to the white courtesy phone arty

 

[luckybuster]

There goes the neighborhood H Biskit!

 

[planegray]

It seem's like you are headed in the right direction , you got all the lingo down . Pageing Hooli to the white courtesy phone arty

yeah, except he speeeled it wrong

OaklaMd


:mad dammit

 

[Brokenlink]

You gonna get raped.





By Ernie.

 

[Hooli]

Damn, white people moving in & taking over. No wonder fgtNick is moving to AZ.

 

[MtnRacer]

Pageing Hooli to the white courtesy phone arty

Steve

 

[grandmastershake]

but hooli is dominican!

 

[NONCENTS]

Damn, white people moving in & taking over. No wonder fgtNick is moving to AZ.

:rofl:rofl

 

[vato_loco]

I liked in West Oakland for a year. Although the rent was cheap and the house pretty big, the neighborhood was harsh. I was glad to leave and return to Ess Eff. Just be sure to keep your wits about you and pay attention to your surroundings. You know the drill... :|

 

[MikeyRocks]

:rofl:rofl
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:rofl I almost freakin spit water all over my monitor!

To the op... I would recommend reviewing this dictionary.

 

[mrc]

How come the courtesy phone gotta be white?

 

[NONCENTS]

How come the courtesy phone gotta be white?

Cause the black one be da pay phone da red one be da " impotant " phone so there you has it :laughing OaklaMd wooo woooo

 

[Dubbington]

Pageing Hooli to the white courtesy phone arty

Why the phone gotta be white Man! :mad

edit: MRC beat me by 30 min...great minds think alike

 

[MtnRacer]

Why the phone gotta be white Man! :mad

edit: MRC beat me by 30 min...great minds think alike

Actually, I beat both of you, so suck it.

Steve

 

[mikev]

Pageing Hooli to the white courtesy phone arty

AND JUST WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY THAT???

(cmon, everybody pile on!)

 

[Obscura]

Damn, white people moving in & taking over. No wonder fgtNick is moving to AZ.

THIS

When you rollin', you best be packin' 9's. Ya cracker ass can GTO their shite n' roll on up to another bitch n' repeat. Gotta keep it street since the other bitches be doin' the same, haters always complainin' 'bout lack of iron when their shit run low.

Fuck 'em while sippin' yo gin n' juice.

Hyphy's for bitch ass whitey's.

Gotta git crunk while ridin' you whip, best be dancin' at EVERY stop sign, gotta show how low you are with the underground while keepin' it legit, son.

OAKLAMD

 

[NONCENTS]

Actually, I beat both of you, so suck it.

Steve

AND JUST WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY THAT???

(cmon, everybody pile on!)

:rofl:laughing