I would lose my shit. Glad I've never had neighbors like this.
I’d really hope that if Jesus ever comes back to Earth, he’ll have other things to do than to kill wheelchair-bound gearheads with his terrible breath, but what do I know. I’m no theologian.
Here’s a quote from one neighbor, Deonna Ryder:
“It’s distracting and it’s an eyesore. That can’t stay there forever. It needs to be in a place where planes are kept.”
Who is she, his fucking mom? It’s distracting? From what? His garage door? The smooth concrete of the driveway?
Damn. I would too.
My situation right now being in a new townhouse community with a HOA says I can't do any auto repair of any kind in my garage. I'm pretty sure that even washing your car in the "driveway" is pretty frowned upon too. Fortunately, I work for a car dealership and just do anything like that there.
But if I were in this guy's situation, living out in some rural area, yeah I'd love to have a big ass personal shop at home. I wouldn't go full asshole and run air hammers and "tune" big block muscle cars with straight pipes at 11pm. But if I had fuckwit neighbors like that, I'd damn sure do that stuff all during the day.
And if they somehow succeeded in shutting my garage down...well, then I think I'll just start my quest to have the most perfectly manicured yard on the block. Maybe even have a putting green. And anyone that knows golf, knows that you've gotta mow those every day. Take the muffler out of the lawnmower, and make sure...every...single...blade of grass gets cut. Then the weed whacker, gas powered of course, to get stuff the giant riding mower can't. Then the grand finale. And everyone's fucking favorite. The gas powered leaf blower. Oh yes. It'd be glorious my friends. I was fucking built for neighbor feuds.
Big props to the guy for still wanting to wrench despite what looks like him being in a wheelchair.
And if they somehow succeeded in shutting my garage down...well, then I think I'll just start my quest to have the most perfectly manicured yard on the block. Maybe even have a putting green. And anyone that knows golf, knows that you've gotta mow those every day. Take the muffler out of the lawnmower, and make sure...every...single...blade of grass gets cut. Then the weed whacker, gas powered of course, to get stuff the giant riding mower can't. Then the grand finale. And everyone's fucking favorite. The gas powered leaf blower. Oh yes. It'd be glorious my friends. I was fucking built for neighbor feuds.
:rofl
thats a lot of effort to match their assholeness.
thats a lot of effort to match their assholeness.
Oh no. We're just scratching the surface. The garden regimen would only be stage 1. If I got to DEFCON 3 in a neighbor feud, then I'd have to start to worry about stuff like do I still have time to have a real job and continue screwing with these trifiling ass bitches, because all in for me would be where I make their life hell 24/7. And I'd hire people so we could work in shifts. Do shit like run massive electrical loads in an effort to brown out the whole block, have everyone I park their cars on the street and move them around every couple days to keep it legal, constantly buy small stuff like kleenex on Amazon Prime Now just to keep a steady flow of delivery trucks coming though the streets, oh and of course...livestream all of it in 1080p on cable modem so it sucks all the bandwidth for the neighborhood as well.