Mi Vida Loca ( my crazy life) by 280

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......it was a difficult begining, no money, no bike, no woman, no where to go.....

it all began a long time ago....but we dont have time for that, so I'll begin a few short years ago.

Life sucked, I was broke on the streets, kicked to the curb by everyone I knew, life was hard.

 

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so I enlisted and went off to fight in Vietnam, to make a name for myself.....

 

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the war life was rough, we had to parachute down to avoid getting killed....

 

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I became one of the most famous pilots in history.
This was my favorite aircraft to fly.

 

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these are my laziest mechanics, I cant believe the airplane ever got off the ground......

 

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here's one of the many jeeps they worked on together, as you can see it left me stranded out in the war zone......

 

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after I helped win the war for our country, I came home and was given $20 and told to hit the road. I cant believe how this country treats one of the greatest war heros ever.

So I started selling ice-cream in my old hood......"PALETAS!!!!!!!"

 

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money started rolling in, and my lifestyle changed, I picked up an old car for $250 and fixed it up cherry, and threw on these tight rims for only $3500 (what a deal)..........bling bling :cool

 

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I'd always wanted my own action figure, so with my new found wealth I had some made......:teeth

 

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next came the women. Some were wholesome and respectable......:angel

 

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and some were very very naughty......:banana

 

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and so I started my first business venture, and it was quite profitable at times....

 

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as I was moving up, things began to grow, and I was happy for the first time since the accident........

 

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and the real women started to notice me more.......

 

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For once, I was content with eveything life had to offer......

 

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but I still had question my friends at times.......

 

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so I hit the road with some aliens:martian , and was on my way to......

 

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......being part of the "get-along-gang".

 

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but they made me do lots of very bad things......

 

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and my bike started smoking for no reason.:wow