men and women, is there ever any understanding?

hitjohn

hitjohn

Lea goes to Slovakia
So my wife came to me before the wedding we attended last weekend and asked about her outfit. i gave my opinion and still she went and changed. this happened like 3 times.

Obviously my opinion meant little being that i am a guy and not really having any fashion sense. (according to her) Not true as I like the clean undertail kit i recently installed on my motorcycle...

After the third time changing clothes she asked me again and i said "i like this , this and this, but change the shoes" and before she could say anything and reason with me I said "THATS IT, no mas!"

She told me I was rude and not caring.

Funny ain't it?

Will women and Men ever understand each other?
 
Nutshell

Nutshell

Well-known member
hitjohn said:


Will women and Men ever understand each other?
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i am married as well.... and i feel your pain...

so to answer your question, no. never.

hope that helps!
 
Silence

Silence

Has bad taste
Our job reqs only stipulate that we must love, cherish and protect them to the best of our abilities.
 
hitjohn

hitjohn

Lea goes to Slovakia
how come when i buy a tool at the hardware store its seen as a waste of money while two outfits for one event are not?

i wanna know!!!!

dammit!

i like shopping too, just not at the mall.
 
Climber

Climber

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You were supposed to throw her on the bed ravage her (without saying anything about the dress) while she was still in the dress. ;)
 
Nutshell

Nutshell

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Climber said:
You were supposed to throw her on the bed ravage her (without saying anything about the dress) while she was still in the dress. ;)
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agreed, whenever they fish for a compliment, or ask an opinion, dont fall into the trap.

just throw her down and get you some....

its win win! they feel better about themselves, and you got laid!
 
Holeshot

Holeshot

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IT's ridiculous, the female thought process: they want to impress other women and STILL look hot, and many times it's not possible. Case in point, those shirts that are tight around their tits and then from the bottom of the tit down, they flair out. Chicks look FAT in those. ALL women look FAT in those. If you have them, donate them. Let the poor people look fat, while you get ahead of them.

Short pants: Women, very few of you can wear these and look cute. Very few. Chubby ankles and just showing an area we guys could care less about isn't a good move. Even if you don't have chubby ankles, they'll look chubby unless you're skeletor. Consider a skirt instead. We like the sides of the upper thighs. That part looks good on almost ALL women. We also like to try and look up a skirt when possible. That impresses men.

Short hair: Don't do it. Period.

Hats: Don't wear those cutsie 20's hats, or any hat for that matter. It's not the South, you don't own slaves.

Bras: Women, bras are essential to keep shape, but consider one where we can see nipples through it. This attracts men faster than a Ferrari 430. We love pokies!

Jumpers: no. Overalls: no. Only overweight college girls wear these. We know it. Don't go near them.

Tummy shirts: No. It's the female = to a wifebeater. If you do wear one, smell like beer and cigarettes and carry a 12'er of bud around.

Do: wear your hair down or in a different style. Variety is good with hair styles.

I could go on and on, but those seem the most glaring mistakes women make when dressing.
 
staRang

staRang

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Holeshot said:
IT's ridiculous, the female thought process: they want to impress other women and STILL look hot, and many times it's not possible. Case in point, those shirts that are tight around their tits and then from the bottom of the tit down, they flair out. Chicks look FAT in those. ALL women look FAT in those. If you have them, donate them. Let the poor people look fat, while you get ahead of them.

Short pants: Women, very few of you can wear these and look cute. Very few. Chubby ankles and just showing an area we guys could care less about isn't a good move. Even if you don't have chubby ankles, they'll look chubby unless you're skeletor. Consider a skirt instead. We like the sides of the upper thighs. That part looks good on almost ALL women. We also like to try and look up a skirt when possible. That impresses men.

Short hair: Don't do it. Period.

Hats: Don't wear those cutsie 20's hats, or any hat for that matter. It's not the South, you don't own slaves.

Bras: Women, bras are essential to keep shape, but consider one where we can see nipples through it. This attracts men faster than a Ferrari 430. We love pokies!

Jumpers: no. Overalls: no. Only overweight college girls wear these. We know it. Don't go near them.

Tummy shirts: No. It's the female = to a wifebeater. If you do wear one, smell like beer and cigarettes and carry a 12'er of bud around.

Do: wear your hair down or in a different style. Variety is good with hair styles.

I could go on and on, but those seem the most glaring mistakes women make when dressing.
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All valid points. Although, I kind of dig it when chicks rock Kangos and those train conductor hats. :drool

Here's another thing I don't get. So, usually women w/ a nice set of breasts, will naturally want to display them. They'll wear those very tight shirts that have a very revealing neckline and expose massive amounts of cleavage.

They walk up to you, all flirty and what not, shake their tits... then, if they catch you looking at them, they get all offended and shit.

WTF?

Only someone insane would do that. That would be like me walking around w/ my zipper down and my cock in my hand, and getting pissed if I caught people looking at it... although that could be arousing. Hmm.
 
Climber

Climber

Well-known member
Holeshot said:
IT's ridiculous, the female thought process: they want to impress other women and STILL look hot, and many times it's not possible. Case in point, those shirts that are tight around their tits and then from the bottom of the tit down, they flair out. Chicks look FAT in those. ALL women look FAT in those. If you have them, donate them. Let the poor people look fat, while you get ahead of them.

Short pants: Women, very few of you can wear these and look cute. Very few. Chubby ankles and just showing an area we guys could care less about isn't a good move. Even if you don't have chubby ankles, they'll look chubby unless you're skeletor. Consider a skirt instead. We like the sides of the upper thighs. That part looks good on almost ALL women. We also like to try and look up a skirt when possible. That impresses men.

Short hair: Don't do it. Period.

Hats: Don't wear those cutsie 20's hats, or any hat for that matter. It's not the South, you don't own slaves.

Bras: Women, bras are essential to keep shape, but consider one where we can see nipples through it. This attracts men faster than a Ferrari 430. We love pokies!

Jumpers: no. Overalls: no. Only overweight college girls wear these. We know it. Don't go near them.

Tummy shirts: No. It's the female = to a wifebeater. If you do wear one, smell like beer and cigarettes and carry a 12'er of bud around.

Do: wear your hair down or in a different style. Variety is good with hair styles.

I could go on and on, but those seem the most glaring mistakes women make when dressing.
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+1 Good starting list!

As to the short hair, only a handful of woman can do it and look sexy, and that is a very small and select group who would look even sexier with longer hair!

Another one with the hair is the dying of the hair red! :wtf While I've seen a small portion dyed red that looked sexy, I have NEVER seen red dyed hair across most of the head look good on a woman EVER!

And spandex on women with more than 8% body fat (much less 60% :green ).. no, no, no, no......
 
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