me being crazy...skiing in full leathers @ mammoth July 4th, taking groceries home..

[Schump]

here's me on my way back from rite aid....
YES, i got pulled over!...2 turns from the home strech..aka scenic loop 2 my RV...
NO, i didn't get a ticket, i talked my way out of it as usual
YES, the same cop had pulled me over a month before because I was speeding/slaloming up main street and still had VA tags in CA and said, "next time I see u riding, I'm impounding your bike, get some CA tags!"
i told him i had just gotten back from 2 weeks in VA/NC and my grandpa's funeral, and that I would be going to DMV in bishop for tags ASAP....then I shattered my femur and cracked my pelvis riding down the mountain about a week later...ugh! but i'm still here and wigglin all 20 fingers/toez...thank GOD!

 

[Schump]

who sayz leathers are just for pavement? i over edged a turn @ 40 in slush and just slid laughing my ass off! padding helps too! :teeth

 

[drizz]

Weird...

 

[Schump]

what else u gonna do on July 4th? ski the tons of sno left @ mammoth!!!!

hmmm....what next?
F it! Tuck it!
hey mom, watch this!
of course, the next night at my friend's birthday party Chris Harris shattered a Jager bottle over my head and gave me 7 staples in my skull, 3 stitches right next to my L eye, and a $2000 bill for 1.5 hrs in the emergency room...oh yeah, i lost nearly 2 pints of blood in 5 minutes too...assault w/a deadly weapon is the charge, the after pics at the apartment are gross! he can spend some "quality time" w/ his dad in the clink who's in for 25-life for being one of the biggest meth dealers/cookers in CA...and he got "3 strikes and you're out!" as he didn't learn his lesson in jail the first or 2nd time...oh well, his loss and lesson, i guess...:confused

 

[Schump]

yeah, i have to tell people everyday...
"I'm NOT STUPID!!!...JUST CRAZY!!!"
more to follow...editing them down so they're 1200x1200 or less and kosher for this forum...

 

[jailnurse]

That's pretty funny!!

 

[Schump]

gittin ready to go off the top on the 4th...that's climax below me...

 

[Schump]

now, we can't forget my virginia tech sailing team keg party last semester...in november...yes, i was coaching the keg stand competition, surrounded by a bunch of NF'inG's. and yes, of course, I won! :laughing

 

[Schump]

now hear's the proof...me coming to my senses after being set down finishing my measly 32 second keg stand...but no one could touch it so....wa la!:teeth

 

[slydrite]

:wtf